It scares me bro how much Sark’s mentality and game management are similar to the thought process of a fat who fancies herself “good” at scoring dudes around closing time.
Let me explain. The fat chick trolling for D at closing time isn’t dumb or bad. Who among us will cast the first stone? We’ve all been there. She may not be the chick we want, but some nights she is the chick we need. Her existence enriches us all in the right moment.
Occasionally our prototype chubber gets the wrong idea. Starts to think that bros want her for looks and personality, rather than just having the anatomy for a good time. She gets lazy and stops trying. May even start showing up earlier in evening when you’re more sober and the lighting is better.
In extreme cases she may even begin asking to go on real dates or want a “good morning” text. The idea of her considering you boyfriend material may cause you to wonder if your morphing into a douche.
Anywho, the way to overcome this predicament is to put forth zero effort. Don’t directly rebuff her delusion and put future PIIHB at risk, but instead ignore and don’t take serious. Maybe even turn it into a joke. This is what happens to us in the second half and it is killing the team.
Let me explain. The fat chick trolling for D at closing time isn’t dumb or bad. Who among us will cast the first stone? We’ve all been there. She may not be the chick we want, but some nights she is the chick we need. Her existence enriches us all in the right moment.
Occasionally our prototype chubber gets the wrong idea. Starts to think that bros want her for looks and personality, rather than just having the anatomy for a good time. She gets lazy and stops trying. May even start showing up earlier in evening when you’re more sober and the lighting is better.
In extreme cases she may even begin asking to go on real dates or want a “good morning” text. The idea of her considering you boyfriend material may cause you to wonder if your morphing into a douche.
Anywho, the way to overcome this predicament is to put forth zero effort. Don’t directly rebuff her delusion and put future PIIHB at risk, but instead ignore and don’t take serious. Maybe even turn it into a joke. This is what happens to us in the second half and it is killing the team.
