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What exactly would you say do you do here?

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So you're saying we're gonna hire Michael Bolton for head coach?
 
Vonious, what is it exactly that you do around here?
 
"I deal with the goddamn media so the players and real coaches don't have to!"




Hahahahhahaahaa
 
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Patterson: What you do at Texas is that you take the gameplans from the assistant coaches, and give them to the players?

Mack: Yes! Yes, that's right.

Patterson: Well, then I just have to ask, why couldn't the assistant coaches just give the players the gameplans themselves?

Mack: Well . . . I'll tell ya why. Because assistant coaches are not good at giving the gameplans to the players.

Patterson: So, you physically take the gameplans from from the assistant coaches and coach up the players at practice?

Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. The assistant coaches do that or maybe the coordinators.

Patterson: So then you must physically be at practice while this is all happening and the gameplans are being put in.

Mack: Well . . . [awkward pause] . . . no. I, uh, I mean sometimes!

Patterson: What would ya say, ya do here?
 
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Lmao!

You're killing it.
 
I have a feeling the mods would love to post in here but won't.
 
"It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care." - Mack Brown
 
Well, Mack, what about you now? What would you do if you got five million dollars a year?


Besides two chicks at the same time?


Well, yeah.


Nothing.


Nothing, huh?


I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
 
Well done fellas!
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You know, there's nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown.

There was nothing wrong with coach Mack Brown until that no-talent ass-clown famously lost the national championship to Alabama and stopped doing his job ever since.

Why don't you just wait until he retires and is gone?

No way, why should we wait? He's the one who sucks.
 
Eric you have a gift. Holy crap brillIant. AlmIst pissed myself laughing.
 
So who is going to prison? You know, that kind of prison.
 
Thanks Kirk.

Who are the rest of the characters?
 
#1: Manny Diaz, who's he?

#2: You know, handsome looking guy, bliztes a lot.

#1: Oh, yeah.

#2: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a competent coach here. I looked into it more deeply and I found out that apparently what happened is that he should have been laid off about January of 2013 and Mack Brown refused to tell him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the athletic department, he still got to keep his job. So we went ahead and fixed the glitch.

#1: Great, so Diaz has been let go?

#2: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the "glitch." So he's going to be coaching at Texas again for a couple of games and it should just work itself out naturally.
 
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