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    Where would you rank me?

    Troll level zero. This post isn't even funny...like.... at all.
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    Easter Sunday he is risen

    In 2024 he walks from behind the boulder only to see plastic eggs everywhere, a man in a bunny costume, kids thrashing a candy filled paper machet star, blue haired alphabet people with gender swapped kids, and then he promptly returns to the Garden Tomb.
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    Vincent Houston bar fight

    Let's face it, VYs decision making outside of a football game has never been his strong attribute. How's that saying go? You can take a man out of a trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the man......or something like that. Love what he for UT football but damn...you're...
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    Tweet of the Day

    Uh yeah....don't do it. It's basically the same as drinking sea water. The salt content is too high and will only make dehydration worse. There are exceptions though.... 1) You can swish a little to get your saliva flowing again in a pinch but you can also get the same effect by putting a small...
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    Tweet of the Day

    Pretty cool. Surely that wasn't on 1 breath but made to look like it via creative editing. Yeah, I know there are people that can go 5-10mins but they hyperventilate with 100% oxygen immediately prior. Some dude in Spain went something like 20mins for the record. Pretty wild
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    Texas Basketball 2023/2024

    7.1 3pt percentage. U G L Y
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    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Pictures for proof!! 😆
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    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Yes, you are absolutely right about donating or even selling directly. I was just being silly however, many women that sold online closed shop because they found out the majority of sales were to men.
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    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Hazard + t.i.g. pay still had us qualified for food stamps. Gotta supplement that income somehow.
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    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Japanese men will gladly pay big $$ for home made juice. Throw in an thong for an extra grand. Hell, wear them yourself just to get'em nice and ripe. They'll never know they're sniffing another dudes ball bag. 😆
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    OT - Hill Country home purchase

    San Marcos has been working on developing out the vermin for a good while. Looks like they've just about got it pushed east of 35 where the outlets are. https://crimegrade.org/safest-places-in-san-marcos-tx/
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    Doesn't work very well in the dry sugar sand where I'm at.
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    First things first, if SHTF step 1 would be to immediately get the f*** out of any urban or densely populated areas. Doesn't matter what caliber you have when you're competing with hundreds of thousands for the same finite resources. It's bushcraft survival time, that's why I'd prefer a .22...
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    NCAA FOOTBALL 24 GAME

    HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    Nope. ATF does not consider an ar15 upper (barrel) to be a firearm so no background check needed. Order online and it ships directly to your home. Now if you want a short barrel rifle (less than 16" barrel or 26" overall length) that requires $200 ATF tax stamp & up to a year wait.
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    @clob94 nailed it. For $100-$200 you can buy a .30 upper (no registration required) and shoot .300 using the same mags as 5.56/223. Just be sure to plainly mark mags loaded with .300 so you dont accidently try to send one down the original pipe...it happens. .300blk has very similar ballistics...
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    Cliff notes: Like finger grooves, buy the glock. Like optional thumb safety, buy the Sig. All else being even.
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    I've heard a lot of good things about the 365 as well as a few cons. Have you had a broken firing pin or any issue with striker drag with yours? I want one but am wondering if they've worked out the kinks yet.
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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

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    Annual Offseason Thread of Firearms

    Man I don't care what anyone says, those suckers huuuuuurt. Imagine showing up to an actual paintball course and busting out your m4 with a mounted m203 and pouch full simunition mags. Straight to the clink, do not pass go or collect $200.
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