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  1. clob94

    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    I imagined the years you spent at JSOC allowed you to participate in some pretty weird and wild stuff. I didn't imagine you were selling Delta Force thongs to unsuspecting Japanese men......
  2. clob94

    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Well I bought it. My thinking was- I can rent this thing for $150 a month and after a year and a half, I'm $2700 into this. OR- I can buy it for $2500, and after a year and a half, sell it for $1800 and I'm $700 into this. Hell- the used ones were going for 2k....
  3. clob94

    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Over paid? I thought I got a steal. https://www.pacificmsi.com/shop/p/medela-symphony
  4. clob94

    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Oh no. She is. But she's also pumping. So I feed with the pump sauce. Did you know those big yellow ugly ass electric titty milkers cost $2500? Btw-- my kid farts like a dock worker.
  5. clob94

    Dear aggies

    I thought that abortion was legal............... Too soon?
  6. clob94

    Dear aggies

    Wow...... poisoned her. Poisoning is what women do.
  7. clob94

    Tweet of the Day

    Pornhub trying to get everybody to vote Democrat...... "Take away their porn! They'll vote Beto." Beto's 2026 slogan- "Beat your meat with Beto!"
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    Tweet of the Day

    Friend told you?
  9. clob94

    When do new season ticket buyers pick seats?

    First year of the new SEC. Probably going to be a tiny bit of delay. Keep reaching out to Belmont.
  10. clob94

    Texas' intro music for home football games

    Let me let you know...... Back in the 90s-- there was a literal BEG session involving some players- Coach Mackoprick and DeLoss. The ask was "can we wear special orange pants for the LAST SWC season or the FIRST Big 12 season". Just once. One game. White top. Orange top. Didn't matter. I did...
  11. clob94

    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    Clob has always been a night owl. Clob's other half is an early riser. Clob stays up late and does the feeding. The other half wakes up at 0430 and does the feeding while Clob sleeps. I can function on about 3 hours sleep nightly for about a month and a half-- then I crash. What I'm learning is...
  12. clob94

    Drunk randoke stole a pizza

    "What do you look like?" "I look like Jesus....... what else am I supposed to look like..."
  13. clob94

    OT - Hill Country home purchase

    You trying to get me to fly on EasyJet or RyanAir? Fvcking RyanAir is a cattle car. The last time I flew TAP they charged the sh!t out of me for my carry on and checked bags.
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    Scotty Scheffler taking care of biz

    Golf is struggling.
  15. clob94

    OT - Hill Country home purchase

    I'm looking at farther north- or down near Lagos. The north gets a little more rain annually so it's greener. But Lagos, the sun shines year round-- but it's dry as fvck there.
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    OT - Hill Country home purchase

    Where in Portugal are you setting up shop? I'm looking at 3 places in Europe now. Blue Coast -- Portugal- Vila Ancora Corsica
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    Tweet of the Day

    That sucks.
  18. clob94

    OT - Hill Country home purchase

    I did some research. They are pre-planned retirement homes. I couldn't figure out why they were priced high per square ft-- now I know.
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    OT - Hill Country home purchase

    Are these pre-fab homes or just pre-planned homes?
  20. clob94

    ****Offical Texas Baseball Thread****

    You guys realize that the last 2 Texas baseball coaches were BOTH the winningest of all time....... right? And now we have...... a guy that's about to get fired. I wonder when the least time a Texas baseball coach was actually "fired".
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