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    Quiet on the set

    Dennis Miller said it best If you like to diddle kids, you need to lean out over the plate and take one for the team (if you know what he means).
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    Vincent Houston bar fight

    Kind of a sucker punch. But I guess "protect yourself at all times" is the rule for bar fights.
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    Yo Belldozer...

    Fvck around and find out Etlonghorn.
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    **Official Texas vs Washington thread to the Title Game of Redemptive Glory**

    Penix probably goes top ten overall. Might go top five.
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    **Official Texas vs Washington thread to the Title Game of Redemptive Glory**

    whew.. that was close! But grudging respect for putting together a good season. I guess that's maybe the worst thing about sports is that all teams but one lose their last meaningful game. Anyhoo, see you guys soon. Got something for you for 10/12/24! ;)
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    **OFFICIAL TEXAS vs Up Your Funnel gameday thread of Big 8 Conclusion**

    Go Cyclones!
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    SEC funny vidoes

    We are going to own the SEC just like we've owned every other fvcking conference we've ever been a part of.
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    TEXAS VS blowu predictions

    Crazy game. Give you credit for rallying after we knocked it loose from Quinn for the 3rd TO. I think the game hung in the balance after that fumble, but your D held. So much emotion on each side though. Just like your janky kicker suddenly turning into Adam Vinatieri, I think Gabriel...
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    ***OFFICIAL TEXAS vs OU SUCKS thread of A$$whip***

    Good game.
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    Where to eat after a Longhorn victory?

    If texas beats OU? I'd consider eating a gun like cops do sometimes. But nah. Probably a bowl of cereal in that situation.
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    OU fans be like "Get Art Briles away from me!"

    fvck Art Briles. sleezy motherfvcker.
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    ***OFFICIAL: Texas vs the GUMPS football thread of upset Vegas bookies***

    that's a very good win, and jelly of your run D. We still got something for you though.
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    Texas vs bama predictions

    Really not sure about your QB, and I think you guys might get roughed up in this one. We'll see if your defense holds up. Yeah yeah 0-49. Keep typing mfs. :)
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    ***Official Texas vs Houston Nerds Game Thread***

    good game.
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    ***Official Texas vs Houston Nerds Game Thread***

    Man I hope Rice beats the sh!t out of you. lol.. that would be so awesome!
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    OU preview (other haters welcome)

    Confident in our coaching staff. Still don't have a championship winning QB, but we'll win nine or ten games this year.
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    Texas and OU to the SEC?

    Huh. That is super interesting Metcalf! Thanks for posting that. In any event, I hope you agree that it's silly to call anything but an in-another-player's-face instance of guns down or horns up or whatever as a penalty. Like after an OU player scores another touchdown against the...
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    Texas and OU to the SEC?

    Yes, you guys are absolutely the Evil Empire. Never forget that. But some day OU will be > than UT. It's coming.
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    Texas and OU to the SEC?

    If 95% don't care, then why did the NCAA make such a BFD about it by adding a penalty? If nobody cared? I'll will give everyone on this board credit though. YOU guys wouldn't care if someone gave you the horns down. I believe that. Bunch of snowflakes in Austin I guess.
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    Texas and OU to the SEC?

    We get to down Horns Down again. Yay! It is super satisfying to flash the double horns down when you guys are limping off the field after a gut punch play like a pick six.
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