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My family is full of t.u. crackheads so I decided to instigate a fight amongst my family during thanksgiving dinner. I started by talking about politics and spewing random controversial shit that I don’t even believe in. It didn’t take long for my family members to cuss each other out. Now that tensions were high, I mentioned that my uncle, who is such a die hard t.u. fan, would sneak into the barn at night where Bevo was kept and did some kinky shit. Let’s just say that Bevo’s handlers were confused why Bevo couldn’t produce any more milk. My uncle’s wife who was also my mother for some reason got jealous and slapped the shit out of him. Then my uncle, who is a wife beater, knocked her out like he was Ray Rice. This proceeded to do a domino effect where my dad, siblings, and cousins all got into it. I snuck out into the car and drove back to College Station, then proceeded to call 911 reporting domestic abuse. Most of my family is currently in the holding cell in the sheriff’s office. I felt this warm feeling inside knowing my t.u. loving family thanksgiving was ruined. Happy Thanksgiving, Gig’em, and BTFHO t.u.
My family is full of t.u. crackheads so I decided to instigate a fight amongst my family during thanksgiving dinner. I started by talking about politics and spewing random controversial shit that I don’t even believe in. It didn’t take long for my family members to cuss each other out. Now that tensions were high, I mentioned that my uncle, who is such a die hard t.u. fan, would sneak into the barn at night where Bevo was kept and did some kinky shit. Let’s just say that Bevo’s handlers were confused why Bevo couldn’t produce any more milk. My uncle’s wife who was also my mother for some reason got jealous and slapped the shit out of him. Then my uncle, who is a wife beater, knocked her out like he was Ray Rice. This proceeded to do a domino effect where my dad, siblings, and cousins all got into it. I snuck out into the car and drove back to College Station, then proceeded to call 911 reporting domestic abuse. Most of my family is currently in the holding cell in the sheriff’s office. I felt this warm feeling inside knowing my t.u. loving family thanksgiving was ruined. Happy Thanksgiving, Gig’em, and BTFHO t.u.
