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QUESTION: How do we know for an absolute fact that the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma?
ANSWER: Had it been invented in any other state it would have been called a “teethbrush”.
ANSWER: Had it been invented in any other state it would have been called a “teethbrush”.
What does a sooner fan say when she loses her virginity?
“Get off me dad, you’re going to crush my marlboros”
“Get off me dad, you’re going to crush my marlboros”
I don't have many sooner jokes, but I know these gems.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well hung.
Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently HD was the wrong answer.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating p&ssy?
A: When u are eating p(ssy you can still see the a&shole in front of you!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well hung.
Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently HD was the wrong answer.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating p&ssy?
A: When u are eating p(ssy you can still see the a&shole in front of you!
One of the best ever. Still laugh at Akina!!!
One of my dad's favorite puns.
Another one of his favorites: What's the difference between a fart and a joke?
One is a whiff of shit and the other one is a shift of whit.
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