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Discussion in 'Orangebloods.com's Classics' started by EPHORN, Sep 30, 2018.
Work with a Navy Chief from Mobilhoma and I need to bust his chops...give me your best!!
Start with OU Sucks and go from there.
Why doesn’t Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?
Why do all the birds fly upside down over Oklahoma?
QUESTION: How do we know for an absolute fact that the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma?
ANSWER: Had it been invented in any other state it would have been called a “teethbrush”.
What does a sooner fan say when she loses her virginity?
“Get off me dad, you’re going to crush my marlboros”
OU Fans. Living proof Native Americans had sex with buffalo.
I don't have many sooner jokes, but I know these gems.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well hung.
Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river
A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently HD was the wrong answer.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating p&ssy?
A: When u are eating p(ssy you can still see the a&shole in front of you!
What is the difference in Texas and Oklahoma?
One of the best ever. Still laugh at Akina!!!
Oh shit it’s on now
Sooners are fart smellers not smart fellers
One of my dad's favorite puns.
Another one of his favorites: What's the difference between a fart and a joke?
One is a whiff of shit and the other one is a shift of whit.
A sooner and an Aggie are riding around in North Texas when all of a sudden they pass a goat on the side of the highway with his head stuck in the fence. The sooner slams on the breaks, throws the truck in reverse and pulls over to the goat. He jumps out of the truck, gets behind the goat, drops his britches and gives the goat all he has. He finishes up and jumps back in the truck telling the Aggie that was better than his cousin and almost equal to his Pa. He ask the Aggie if he wants some of the action, the Aggie shyly smiles and says well yeah... then he sheepishly asks if he too has to put his head in the fence.