So I signed up for a PE class at ACC Riverside about 25 years ago. Beginners Golf. Walked into classroom at the pro shop on day one and met the professor, a self described military guy. I figured he was an officer due to his age and his attitude. (he was a badass). Looked like Chappy Sinclair from Iron Eagle. Will call him Lou.
He introduced the entire class to a kid and his mom. We will call him Ken. Ken had Tourettes syndrome. Had never heard of it before then, but Lou explained that Ken would have outbursts from time to time.....sometimes these outbursts would contain profanity. Ken was pretty good about it and he could catch himself before the whole word got out. He would use his hands to cover his mouth to stop the carnage.....
Lots of:
"SHI........"(muffled)
"FU......."(muffled)
College kids trying to behave in a golf setting found that quite entertaining and difficult to maintain composure. Giggled like grade schoolers when he did it. Made golf class much more interesting.
Did I mention Lou was a badass? When the F4s from Bergstrom would fly over and crush all silence he would stop instructing mid sentence......and while the class would look up and ogle....Lou wouldn't break. Never looked up, or down.....just paused. As soon as the area was quiet again....he would continue his sentence. Nobody was gonna mess with Lou.
Well, except Ken, whose Tourettes was well aware of Lou's ethnicity. And Ken's Tourettes apparently knew the absolute worst term you could use to call a man of Lou's ethnicity. It starts with an "N" and everybody knows it.
It was a quiet morning, and Lou was probably describing the proper way to line up a putt when it happened. "NIG.......(muffled)"
But he got way enough out for everyone to know what he said. It was like time stopped. The whole class gasped and Lou stopped mid stream.....and then he continued instruction. Seemingly unphased. Until Ken let it out again.....and this time he got the whole thing out.
It's like when the lightning flickers on top of your house and you cover your head waiting for the impending crash.
Lou again stopped......and while we held our breath he shook it off, and continued. Dude was a freaking PRO.
This happened on and off for an entire semester.