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Ketch's 10 Thoughts From The Weekend (Trying not to be too hyperbolic, but...)

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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …

The troubles on third down fall on the back of the LBers not being very good in zone coverage and reading the QBs eyes.

(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.

B/S. Replacing the leadership of Bijan, Roschon, and Whitt next year will be difficult, to say the least.

(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.

B/S Texas is 5-4 in 3 weeks but finishes 8-4.

(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.
B/S: for Texas to truly become elite, Sark will need to delegate either game management or offensive play calling duties to another coach. He can’t effectively do both.

(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.

Everyone who complains about the defense needs to watch more college football. Offenses are dominating the game and it isn't 2001 anymore.

(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.

B/S - biggest concerns going into next season on defense are in order of importance:

(1) D Line
(2) secondary
(3) linebacker

(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.

Ok. State’s defense being on the field for 180+ plays in the last two weeks, a heart breaking loss to TCU and a Texas W that should not inspire overconfidence are the main reasons you’ll find yourself choosing Texas later this week.

(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.

B/S Texas D is giving up 18.6 points a game. Should we really be calling for PK’s job?

(Sell) No.

B/S - Forget about scheme and coaching for this consideration. You would take the Texas defensive personnel/roster over any other team’s defensive personnel/roster in the B12. If not, whose and why?

(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.

B/S- This was Ewers low point (stat wise/QB rating) for games for the rest of the season.

(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.

B/S: people on this board will stop talking about this being a team deserving of a playoff spot?

(Sell) You know better than that.

B/S Our bend not break defense will continue to be so for the rest of the season?

(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.

B/S: Ford is easily the best player on the defense at this point, and he is one of the main reasons for the improvement from last year to this year.

(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.

B/S: Getting a stud edge rusher should be number one priority this upcoming off season be it through recruiting or the portal.

(Buy) Yup.

Wiley, Cam Rising, Jackson, and McCoy are transfers that could start for this 2022 team.

(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
 
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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …



(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.



(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.



(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.


(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.



(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.



(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.



(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.



(Sell) No.



(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.



(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.



(Sell) You know better than that.



(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.



(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.



(Buy) Yup.



(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
No Festivus?
 
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My goal is to not give into too much hyperbole today when talking about Texas running back Bijan Robinson.

I know he's not remotely close to as productive week-in and week-out as Ricky Williams was in his final two seasons.

I know he's not the sledgehammer finisher that Cedric Benson was at his best.

I know he isn't as flat-out explosive as Jamaal Charles was when he got a step on a defense.

Earl? Good gosh, I hate to mention even the name of a true football-playing god in cleats.

Yet, I have to state very loudly for the record that I'm convinced that we're watching something special each week with Robinson in what most assume will be his final season as a Longhorn player before heading off to the even greener pastures of the NFL.

Each week that passes, I become more and more convinced that the following will turn out to be true.

a. From a skill set standpoint, we've never quite seen anything like Robinson in a Texas uniform at the running back position. Just like Earl, Ricky and Jamaal were all just different than anyone else that ever wore burnt orange, so is Bijan. I'm not sure that anyone has ever made playing the running back position look so effortless.

b. Robinson is going to be a sensational pro running back. If he lands in the right offense, he's going to be a future All-Pro-level player.

c. By the time he's finished playing football, we're all going to be telling future generations of Orangebloods that we were lucky enough to live the Bijan Experience in Austin.

He's that good. That special.

As things currently stand, Robinson isn't even in the top 10 in school history with regard to rushing yards. He's tied for 13th at this very moment with former five-star Johnathan Gray. Yet, at his current pace, he's on pace to finish inside the top five, just ahead of College Hall of Famer Chris Gilbert.

If he can lift his yards per game rate from 111.4 to 120.0, he'll chase down Charles for fourth place.

Take a look at the Charles vs. Robinson tale of the tape.

Charles: 533 carries for 3,328 yards (6.2 YPC) and 38 touchdowns/49 receptions for 539 yards (11.0 YPC) and three touchdowns

Robinson: 419 carries for 2,610 yards (6.2 YPC) and 25 touchdowns/57 receptions for 730 yards (12.8 YPC) and seven touchdowns.

When this season is finished, there's a good chance that the two will have near-identical rushing numbers. Charles will have a national championship ring. If Robinson stays healthy, he's the favorite to win the Doak Walker Award. From a statistical standpoint, the thing that might separate the two is Robinson's superior receiving skills. While Charles was a good receiver out of the backfield in his three seasons in Austin, Robinson is better.

I'm not sure I can completely quantify how much better of a receiver Robinson is than Charles, but the numbers tell us that he's better. My eyeballs tell me he's the most skilled receiver out of the backfield the Longhorns have ever had (apologies to Eric Metcalf).

What I'm getting at is that Robinson warrants being mentioned with the best running backs in a storied running back history at The University of Texas and that by the end of the season, Robinson might just creep into the fourth spot in the school's Mount Rushmore of running backs.

That's not hyperbole as much as it's the actual tale of the tape with what might be 6 or 7 games left in his college career.

Enjoy him while you can.

No. 2 - Saturday in Stillwater ...

With so much football still left to be played for both teams, it might be a false statement to call Saturday's clash between Oklahoma State and Texas an elimination game for a spot in the Big 12 Championship game, but it might just turn out to be a true statement.

TCU's win in Ft. Worth over the Cowboys on Saturday leaves the Cowboys with a far less margin of error than they had 72 hours ago. Both teams will enter the game with a single mark in the loss column (in league play), but the winner of the game will not only have a one-game lead in the standings, it will also hold a major head-to-head tiebreaker advantage.

It feels like we're talking about four teams fighting for two spots in the Championship Game - TCU, Kansas State, Oklahoma State and Texas. While the Longhorns play the Cowboys this weekend, the Horned Frogs and Wildcats will also do battle, which means that only one team will be undefeated in the standings a week from today. Two teams will have one loss. One will have two losses.

A loss won't be a death blow for the loser of the Texas/OSU game, but it will probably put the loser on life support for making the title game.

Those are the stakes.

No. 3 - An uneven day at the quarterback position ...

Here's the bottom line from my perspective on the day that Quinn Ewers had on Saturday ...

He finished with 159 efficiency rating, three touchdown passes and ZERO turnovers.

Your eyeballs might have told you that Ewers was just okay on Saturday (it's what my eyeballs told me), but the data says he did everything that will be needed of him in most weeks for Texas to win. I'd guess that if he posts the identical stat lines over the course of the next five games, the Longhorns will have a chance to win each game.

Frankly, I don't think we put enough emphasis on the fact that he's not turning the ball over much this season, which was the major concern coming out of fall camp when there were questions about his knowledge of the offense and his ability to protect the ball.

Those issues haven't really been issues thus far for Ewers. It's not a small deal.

Yes, he got away with a couple of plays on Saturday, but he also had a possible touchdown dropped in the third quarter. Those things happen. All that matters is the bottom line and the bottom line on Saturday is that a 159 rating with three touchdown passes and zero turnovers is a pretty damn good set of production numbers.

No. 4 - Is Vasek going to stay home ...

Here's what you need to know about the situation involving Austin Westlake defensive end/edge monster Colton Vasek.

a. I believe he's going to eventually be a Longhorn. There's a lot of positive momentum in his recruitment and a couple of people I communicated with suggested that a flip from Oklahoma to Texas is just a matter of time.

b. It's no small thing that he took an unofficial visit to the 40 Acres this weekend to hang out with Arch Manning and Co. The word I got from a couple of sources was that the Sooners coaching staff was not very pleased about the visit ... at all. At least one person with knowledge of the recruitment described Saturday as a breaking up moment between the two sides.

c. Just for the record, I believe Vasek is a borderline five-star prospect. When you consider that players with his size at his position with his recruiting profile turn into NFL players at 60+% rates, he appears to be one of the biggest sure-things in recruiting. At a minimum, he's going to be a very good college player. At a maximum, he has legit superstar potential.




No. 5 - Football Scattershooting ...

* A quarter-by-quarter look at Quinn Ewers on Saturday:

1st quarter: 4 of 5 for 36 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (140.5 rating) and -16 yards rushing
2nd quarter: 7 of 10 for 90 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT (211.6 rating)
3rd quarter: 4 of 9 for 30 yards, 0 TD, 0 INT (72.4 rating) and 3 yards rushing
4th quarter: 2 of 2 for 16 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT (332.2 rating)

That's one bad quarter (3rd), one meh quarter (1st), one good quarter (4th) and one exceptional quarter (2nd).

(Note: His third quarter would have been aided very nicely if Casey Cain hauls in the deep pass he dropped.)

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I was really happy that Jordan Whittington finally got into the end zone on Saturday for the first time in seven games. With as well as he's played this season, it's hard to believe that he hadn't scored yet.

* Speaking of Whittington, he had only two targets on Saturday, which seems like a crime against humanity.

* Shame on me for not giving Roschon Johnson more love in my Instant Analysis thoughts. I'm not sure the Longhorns win the game without him. Oh, and this is awesome low-key shade.


* After a really good start, Daniel Trejo has dropped to seventh in the Big 12 in punting average (41.9).

* Barryn Sorrell is having a solid season, but there are still a couple of levels that he hasn't climbed as a player. There's no reason to panic, but he's just not a difference-maker on a consistent basis.

* The Longhorns now rank 88th in the nation in third-down defense (41.4-percent), while the defense still ranks 112th in turnovers gained, even after four created turnovers in the last two weeks.

* It feels like we've all become so trained to call everything targeting that a lot of people lost sight of just how fantastic of a hit that was by Anthony Cook to force that fumble late in the fourth quarter. There was no helmet to helmet contact, just Cook throwing his entire body into the shoulder area. That's a play that should be on teaching videos.



No. 6 - Ho-hum ...

All the No.1 ranked Longhorns volleyball team did over the weekend was mow down No. 18 Baylor in four sets in Waco.

That moves the Longhorns to 14-0 on the season and 8-0 in conference play.

They. Are. Really. Good.


No. 7 – BUY or SELL …



(Sell) I think there are multiple things in play, including the issues you mentioned. The pass rush is often an issue. The defensive backs can play better as well. It's a full team issue.



(Buy) Yet, if Steve Sarkisian has the culture he thinks he does, they'll figure it out.



(Sell) I don't believe Texas loses the next two road games. I'm not buying Kansas State.


(Sell) I'm just not sure you're ever going to see it happen. You're just going to have to live with the sketchy game management that Sark can sometimes be guilty of.



(Buy) There are very, very, very few true dominant defenses.



(Sell) I like the young talent in the secondary enough that I would rank the need for help at linebacker higher.



(Sell) Leaning towards Oklahoma State at the moment. Nothing has been decided.



(Sell) No.



(Buy) Texas easily has the best defensive personnel in the Big 12.



(Sell) I kind of believe there will be another.



(Sell) You know better than that.



(Buy) This is what Texas is right now.



(Sell) I think D'Shawn Jamison has been the best player on the Texas defense. Ford is close behind.



(Buy) Yup.



(Sell) Wiley? Jackson? Huh?

That being said, you could make a case that McCoy would start over Casey Cain and that Rising would start over Ewers.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on anything and everything ...

... If I had a vote that mattered ...

1. Georgia
2 Ohio State
3. Tennessee
4. Michigan
5. Clemson
6. Ole Miss
7. Alabama
8. TCU
9. UCLA
10. USC

... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.

... Expect a bunch of babies to be born in the state of Tennessee in about nine months. Good for the Vols. That was a long time coming.

... On a day when Bryce Young was 35 of 52 for 455 yards and two touchdowns, the Tide lost. Crazy.

... On a day when Caleb Williams was 25 of 42 for 381 yards and five touchdowns (no interceptions), while also rushing for 57 yards ... the Trojans lost.

... Really enjoyed watching Cam Rising go toe to toe with Caleb Williams and ultimately besting him.

... Blake Corum might just steal Bijan's spot in New York if he keeps it up. What a season he's having.

... Is Syracuse good?

... Pac-12 football... it just means more.


... The Jets smoked the Packers at Lambeau Field. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.

... I sure as hell didn't see a Pickett/Trubisky duo beating Tom Brady's Bucs on Sunday. Where did that come from?

... The dream of a Phillies/Astros World Series is still alive!

... This is what smashing 11 years of frustration looks like.


... I called for a Padres/Dodgers series in the playoffs a few months ago and many of you scoffed at the notion because the Dodges had owned the Padres. So much for that.

... I kind of feel bad for Mariners fans.

... THAT was the Liverpool team I have come to know and worship. For 100 minutes on Sunday against Man City, you'd have never known how poor they've been for most of the season.

... Rough week/weekend for Barcelona. Real Madrid really rubbed it in their face.

No. 9 - The List: Top Dinner Party Scenes ...

I love a good dinner party on TV and in the movies. Get a bunch of people around a table over dinner and all hell can absolutely break loose. Most recently, House of the Dragons had a great dinner party scene, which might just help set off the war that is coming on the show.

It felt like a great time to do a dinner party list.

(Note: I left out movies where people were murdered over dinner. This list is more about laughs than anything else.)

10. Talladega Nights

Who doesn't love Christmas Jesus best?



9. Mrs. Doubtfire

Arguably, this is Robin Williams’ finest moment.



8. Scent of a Woman

Al Pacino makes the list, just not from The Godfather.



7. Succession

Boars on the floor. Poor Greg. Poor Tom.



6. Christmas Vacation

I feel like this will be some folk's No. 1.



5. American Beauty

Although he's been cancelled, Kevin Spacey has never been better than when he asks for the asparagus.



4. Californication

This show was never better than when it did dinner parties and there was at least one in every season. I'm not sure that this is the best one, but for a show that went out of its way to be out of control, this is probably the most out of control version.



3. Nutty Professor

"Hercules, Hercules!"



2. Wedding Crashers

If not for the choice in the No. 1 spot, this would be a serious challenger for the top spot.



1. The Office

Snip-snap, snip-snap! I'm not sure this show has ever been better than when Michael and Jan decided to have friends over for dinner. There's a legit 10 different fantastic moments throughout the dinner and that might be an understatement.



No. 10 - And Finally ...

Call me crazy, but I think Kelvin Banks and Christian Jones have been the best two tackles I've seen in the Big 12 this year.

There... I said it.
I like #10. I've been rewatching games, every offensive highlight reels, specifically looking at the OL and really just Banks. I never see him lose a snap and he always has a high motor playing thru the whistle. amazing young man.
 
100% agree on Bijan and I’ve been saying it for a few months. I’m not old enough to have seen earl, and was lucky enough to see Ricky, et al. All absolute studs, but bijan is the best pure rb we’ve ever had. Unreal talent.

I look at it like Kobe. Is he better than MJ? No, but he’s the best all around bball player from a skill standpoint to ever play the game
 
... What a weekend in college football. Don't you dare tell me that the sport is dying. From Texas/Iowa State to Alabama/Tennessee to Oklahoma State/TCU to USC/Utah ... the excitement and quality was at an extreme high.
Hear, hear! (College football is the only sport I follow these days, and I’m fine with that.)

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Chris Gilbert played three seasons when there were only 10 games in the regular season, plus a bowl game. Eleven games per season.

Agree about Quinn's game. IMO Sark risked losing the game by going so one dimensional. That is a bad idea with the receiving talent we have. He hardly dialed up Whitt and Sanders at all. He put the entire game on the line on the line with the fourth down call to Xavier. A less than good throw or X. not being open, we lose the game. It did not have to be that hard. Poor game for Sark IMO.
 
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Chris Gilbert played three seasons when there were only 10 games in the regular season, plus a bowl game. Eleven games per season.

Agree about Quinn's game. IMO Sark risked losing the game by going so one dimensional. That is a bad idea with the receiving talent we have. He hardly dialed up Whitt and Sanders at all. He put the entire game on the line on the line with the fourth down call to Xavier. A less than good throw or X. not being open, we lose the game. It did not have to be that hard. Poor game for Sark IMO.
He won. The TD call was great and it shows he wasn’t one-dimensional.
 
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