OT: Anybody catch the Bruce Willis Roast?

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  1. westx

    westx Well-Known Member
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    Martha Stewart killed it. She was hilarious. Jeff Ross's line at the end "his next movie: Die Hard 6-Natural Causes" was pretty damn funny. Bruce Willis ended with him saying his sole reason for doing the roast is to tell everybody that Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. Cybill Shepherd hasn't aged well due to all of the plastic surgery. She is a naturally beautiful woman and didn't need any plastic-shame.
     
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    That one dude talking about Bruce bragging about what huge sluts his daughters are was......... dayum!
     

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