OT: Poor OJ

[Belldozer1]

Can this guy ever get a break?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4710666/OJ-Simpson-caught-masturbating-cell-impact-parole.html
You owe it to yourself to read the 'Comments' section of the article. There's some funny bastards on there.

A couple of the funnier comments I saw:
"Maybe he thought he could pole vault over the prison walls"
" He kills again. This time his e-rection"
"I hope the glove fit correctly this time, I doubt Johnny Cochran would want to handle this one"

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Can this guy ever get a break?

Got away with murder I'd say that was a huge break! Guy can't keep his hands out of trouble though!

 

[Belldozer1]

Got away with murder I'd say that was a huge break! Guy can't keep his hands out of trouble though!

You may not have caught my sarcasm but that's why I put the word "break" in italics. If they feel the need to give him life over this latest infraction, fine with me.

 

[LonghornMM]

Karma found OJ when he was put in the klink in 2008. I hope the POS rots in jail and never gets out.

 

[UTGrad87]

Gives new meaning to his moniker . . . .

'The Juice' !

 

[bubba2023]

You can't bate in prison? No wonder these guys are graping each other.

 

[outhereincali]

I'm surprised that it hasn't been posted yet. The son of a bitch has made parole !!!!!!

I read he'll be released on October 1st.

I'm sorry but not surprised. I'm not sure how to separate the pov's of the Goldman as opposed to his children, especially the ones he had by Nicole. Sydney and Justin I'm sure by now know by now that their dad killed their mom. But I can understand them wanting to have a relationship with their dad. But I'm more sympathetic towards the Goldman's.

 

[bubba2023]

Does the parole board take into account the opinions of the Godman's considering that's a completely separate case? Or do they hear them out?

 

[mm42]

I assumed guys in their 70's no longer spanked it. Learned something new I guess.

That seems like a weird rule. I'd prefer my bunkie take his issue into his own hand, than sleeping in the same cell with me crazy horny for 9 years.

 

[clob94]

Eh, it was just a celebratory spank....

 

[LongfellowDrew]

You may not have caught my sarcasm

I was using it as well my bad.

 

[RoboCocks21]

It's crazy to think he is 70