OT: Which of the biatchy Buick Commercial Floozies made you buy YOUR crappy new Buick? VIDEOS ADDED

Which of these little bad-actin' floozies in the commercials is it exactly, that got YOU to buy?

  • Wannabe Surfing HOs who are Too Cool for Surf Racks?

    Votes: 31 23.8%
  • Baby Shower Two-Faced Biatchy Face

    Votes: 9 6.9%
  • Grandma Who LOVES Her Some Italian Sausage, but HAIL NO to Lasagna?

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Biatch Who Calls People Who Are Less Than A Hundred Yards Away?

    Votes: 3 2.3%
  • I'm Meditating Here, You Chain-Sawing Asswipe Biatch?

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Trying Almost My Best to Act Like a Normal Hot Mom, When I'm Really Marissa Miller, You Damn Pigs!

    Votes: 45 34.6%
  • Just Who In Da Hell Does that Texting Jill Bitch Think She Is, Biatch?

    Votes: 2 1.5%
  • STILL Nagging Her Husband, Even While She Is In A Crazy Over-Priced Beach Cabana in Mexico Biatch

    Votes: 18 13.8%
  • I Only Care About This Dinner Because I Want to Bang That Mr. Drake Biatch

    Votes: 7 5.4%
  • How DARE You Call Me Good Looking, You Misogynistic Pig...oh Wait, Biatch

    Votes: 17 13.1%

  • Total voters
    130
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