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Belldozer1

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Has anyone been to any of the resorts in Maldives if so, any tips, advice? Thanks
 
Joali. My cousin went to a wedding there a few months after it opened. 2019ish. Said it was SICK.
If you're dead set on the Maldives, I can't say "don't go" because I've never been. I can tell you that I've been to Turtle island- and so has my cousin. He said Turtle island is better.

Now I'm guessing, but I feel pretty confident that there's someone here who has been just south of the Maldives-- to an island called Diego Garcia. There's a MASSIVE runway there that was originally built by the Navy, but years later it was lengthened by "NASA" (wink wink) in the event the Space shuttle ever had to make an emergency landing.
Btw-- the runway is a shade over 12,000 feet long-- It's British territory-- and it's illegal to kill the wild chickens (because they are property of the Queen..errrr King). But in reality, it's a massive listening post where our intelligence folks monitor stuff. Ain't that right @GuaranteedFresh! ........
So I'm betting at some point, Fresh had a stopover there. The Navy and AF land there frequently.
 
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He wants to go visit Elizabeth Hurley. She’s been in the Maldives doing her latest photo shoots.

Damn stalker Belldozer

I'm not posting that video I found. Yes, it was porn. Yes she looked like Elizabeth Hurley. No, it's not appropriate. Yes, I promise you Liz can't do what this girl can do......
 
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He wants to go visit Elizabeth Hurley. She’s been in the Maldives doing her latest photo shoots.

Damn stalker Belldozer

I figure if she looks like that from visiting the Maldives then I’ll look like Brad Pitt. I guarantee my mullet will will pop with that clear water background
 
What was Hugh Grant thinking? Her relationship with her son seems a little odd in photos
 
Joali. My cousin went to a wedding there a few months after it opened. 2019ish. Said it was SICK.
If you're dead set on the Maldives, I can't say "don't go" because I've never been. I can tell you that I've been to Turtle island- and so has my cousin. He said Turtle island is better.

Now I'm guessing, but I feel pretty confident that there's someone here who has been just south of the Maldives-- to an island called Diego Garcia. There's a MASSIVE runway there that was originally built by the Navy, but years later it was lengthened by "NASA" (wink wink) in the event the Space shuttle ever had to make an emergency landing.
Btw-- the runway is a shade over 12,000 feet long-- It's British territory-- and it's illegal to kill the wild chickens (because they are property of the Queen..errrr King). But in reality, it's a massive listening post where our intelligence folks monitor stuff. Ain't that right @GuaranteedFresh! ........
So I'm betting at some point, Fresh had a stopover there. The Navy and AF land there frequently.
Yeah, I've had to spend a couple nights there waiting for a hop. As far as I'm aware there's really nothing hush hush considering it's a fairly common tdy location. Very beautiful, very small. You pretty much had a bowling alley and that was it. Some guys would go to the main village because they show current movies on an outdoor screen for free.

Now, if you have a window to look out of while landing it's a trip. The runway practically ends at the waters edge.
 
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if you ask me.....I think every island in the world is just like every other island in the world. If you like to snorkle, surf or lay on the beach....go for it, Other wise they bore hell out of me. Mediterranian islands are the lone exception.....Bora Bora. Tahiti. Samoa.....not for me.

Outside of bragging rights about going the farthest place from anywhere...no big deal.
 
if you ask me.....I think every island in the world is just like every other island in the world. If you like to snorkle, surf or lay on the beach....go for it, Other wise they bore hell out of me. Mediterranian islands are the lone exception.....Bora Bora. Tahiti. Samoa.....not for me.

Outside of bragging rights about going the farthest place from anywhere...no big deal.
Unless you dive. The beach- ya I get it. The blue water- ya I get it. But the diving-- that's where there's a difference.
 
I'm going to St Lucia in March
Been twice and loved it both times. Clob is correct, watch the locals but it’s a beautiful place. Supposed to go back in September for our 15th but haven’t pulled the trigger yet. Last trip was 2018. There used to be a badass wing joint on the north end of the island called wings n tings. There was a karaoke bar behind it where I got hammered and sang Amarillo by Morning with a British couple and a tranny local. Good times that I barely remember. There were some sketchy locals there but them wings were the shit. RIP Wing N Tingz
 
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One thing to know......The COVID shutdown devastated the islands economy. So many great bars and restaurants are just gone. So many places still not open. The place you knew before COVID just no longer exists.
 
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Been twice and loved it both times. Clob is correct, watch the locals but it’s a beautiful place. Supposed to go back in September for our 15th but haven’t pulled the trigger yet. Last trip was 2018. There used to be a badass wing joint on the north end of the island called wings n tings. There was a karaoke bar behind it where I got hammered and sang Amarillo by Morning with a British couple and a tranny local. Good times that I barely remember. There were some sketchy locals there but them wings were the shit. RIP Wing N Tingz
So did you hit it off with the tranny? Not judging of course
 
Looks like Japan is making us our very own resort to play with China in the very near future. I guess Okinawa got too crowded with drunk gi.

Much closer to the action than Iwo. Less fuel used by our fast movers means deeper penetration on sorties, longer range into wait.... why the fvck am I explaining this to YOU....?
 
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