Something about SC that we haven't

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  1. outhereincali

    outhereincali Well-Known Member
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    discussed yet.

    Are they bringing the song girls? If so how many? Hey don't laugh this is critical. I mean the Texas angels are good looking and they rock those chaps.

    But the song girls are beautiful. Those young, pretty, rich, college Republicans, tri delta, Orange County girls are so good looking. First of all you have to be voluptuous. Then they put them in a sweater one size to small. And then even Stevie Wonder could walk past and say check out those chicks. And they don't go out and do cart wheels, back flips, and splits. I mean that's impressive I certainly can't do it. But besides their mothers who cares? All the song girls do is make a V with their right hand and go back and forth but once again who cares? And believe me even if they bring the 5 ugliest ones fans will still come out ahead.

    Of course thats just my opinion I could be wrong.
    Dennis Miller
     
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    I'll admit I don't know a single thing about the song girls beyond visuals and that one wonderful girl that stood up and instinctively cheered a Texas TD in the championship game.
    So, they're considered republican or did I seriously miss a tongue in cheek joke?
    It seems like anything veering right of center on Cali campuses is an endangered species.

    ***NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE***
    Honestly curious.
     
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    outhereincali Well-Known Member
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    It was very much tongue in cheek humor. Just having what I hope people will think is funny and not political. There's a joke that USC stands for University of Spoiled Children and I'm just trying to be goofy off of that. I hope that clears things up and you and everybody else can get a laugh.
     
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    outhereincali Well-Known Member
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    A joke on stereotypes that what I was trying to say.
     
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    Shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up the fastest!



    Hook'em
     
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    He's been listening to too much Beach Boy Music!


    Hook'em
     
  7. clob94

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    USC song girls are usually the creme de la creme of the USC student body. Not always...... but usually.

    Just to clarify about your use of terminology:
    Texas Angels ---- those are the girls that supports the athletic squads by being hostesses to recruits and parents. Usually a little brainy, some are very attractive, some are fishing for the next hot freshman recruit... but usually respectable girls.
    Texas Spirits-- a spirit organization that is responsible for painting windows on the drag, hanging signs, decorating sh!t, and over all "spirit" of the campus crew.
    Texas Cheerleaders --- I think this one is pretty obvious.
    Texas Pom squad -- the little hotties that dance and wear leather chaps on the sidelines. I love chaps.
     
  8. outhereincali

    outhereincali Well-Known Member
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    Hey I haven't lived in TX for awhile. My bad
     
  9. Son of Wasatch

    Son of Wasatch Well-Known Member
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    It was my goal in life to pull a hat trick and nail one from at least 3 of those groups, but I didn't get into Texas, so my dream was never fulfilled.

    Biggest regret
     
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    Hook'em
     
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    freeper Well-Known Member
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    This thread is useless without pictures.....

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  12. UTGrad87

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    I vote we move all these girls over to thong based outfits! Whose with me? :D
     
  13. clob94

    clob94 Well-Known Member
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    High five me. Do it. Do it.
     
  14. GuaranteedFresh!

    GuaranteedFresh! Well-Known Member
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    That 1st picture wins for me, hands down.
     
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    clob94 Well-Known Member
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    I love chaps.







    Hey, did I tell ya'll that I love chaps?
     
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    @clob94 , here's a few more for you....just to take the edge off before the game...

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