Sort of OT: Do they serve jello pudding in jail?

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  1. clob94

    clob94 Well-Known Member
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    Well, it appears one of my favorite sitcom actors is in fact, a dirty old man that liked doping chicks up and putting his chocolate pudding pop in their muffins.

    Bill Cosby was found guilty on 3 counts of being a scum bag. 30 years maximum.

    So sad. You're one of the most famous people ever. I mean, EVER. You had pudding thrown at you daily! You could have had pretty much any flavor you wanted: chocolate, vanilla, banana, strawberry, Oreo swirl--- and you CHOSE to drug women and play hide the popsicle stick.

    Makes zero sense to me.
     
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    They do serve jello pudding in prison, but the muffins are different.
     
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  3. clob94

    clob94 Well-Known Member
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    Speaking from experience......
     
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    Worked in prisons for 20 years.
     
  5. FlourBluffHorn

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    He should have stuck with Fat Albert..


    Hook'em
     
  6. clob94

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    Well my joke went sideways as fvck.
     
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    Power
     
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    Any body know where I can score some ludes? :D

    Hey Hey Hey . . .
     
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    Do they even make ludes anymore?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    lol at "hey hey hey".. I watched that show pretty much every sat morning, and hearing/seeing that always cracks me up for some reason...

    but yeah.. cosby sucks.
     
  11. HornsRuleU

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    Do they serve Mickie D's and KFC? ;)
     
  12. clob94

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    Year round McRib or gtfo!
     
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    Sad thing is only reason he was found guilty of 3 counts was because that’s all they could charge him with. Sounds like he is very probably guilty of a lot more.
     
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    It's notoriously difficult to obtain convictions for sex-related crimes. The vast majority of victims don't file charges, and the perps know that. They're banking on that.
     

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