SCOREBOARD BIATCHES.
How do you keep a Sooner from masturbating?
A. Paint his penis Texas burnt orange, then he can’t beat it
“What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman, OK?
A. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
Two Sooner football players were hootin’, hollerin’ and yee hawin’ when the bartender asked them why
they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished
a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months.
“Two months!?” exclaimed the bartender. “To complete a simple puzzle?”
The Texan replied, “Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years.
What do an OU fan and a medium pizza have in common?
A. Neither can feed a family of four.
how do you get an ou grad off your front porch?
A. pay for the pizza!
How many OU Freshman does it take to change a light bulb
A. none thats a Sophomore course
How do you find a stupid person in a crowd?
A.Yell boomer
What do Oklahoma and Mars have in common?
A. Both made out of red dirt and no sign of intelligent life.
How do you keep a Sooner from masturbating?
A. Paint his penis Texas burnt orange, then he can’t beat it
“What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman, OK?
A. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
Two Sooner football players were hootin’, hollerin’ and yee hawin’ when the bartender asked them why
they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished
a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months.
“Two months!?” exclaimed the bartender. “To complete a simple puzzle?”
The Texan replied, “Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years.
What do an OU fan and a medium pizza have in common?
A. Neither can feed a family of four.
how do you get an ou grad off your front porch?
A. pay for the pizza!
How many OU Freshman does it take to change a light bulb
A. none thats a Sophomore course
How do you find a stupid person in a crowd?
A.Yell boomer
What do Oklahoma and Mars have in common?
A. Both made out of red dirt and no sign of intelligent life.
