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Urban Meyer

Yeah, not even remotely getting my hopes up this time around. This program seems fated to mostly step on its own d*ck for the rest of eternity. After this season, we’ll have all of one NC over the last half-century. Pretty much says it all.

I’ll believe Meyer is coming to Texas when I see him standing on the (west) sideline with a headset on in an actual game. Until then, I’m betting we’ll f*ck that up spectacularly, in trademark Texas fashion, and end up rolling the dice with yet another guy who hasn’t done much.

And now, back to looking for guns in Germany and Switzerland and doing my best to ignore this runaway clown car of a football program...
You just said you are looking for guns in Germany and Switzerland???
 
Yeah, not even remotely getting my hopes up this time around. This program seems fated to mostly step on its own d*ck for the rest of eternity. After this season, we’ll have all of one NC over the last half-century. Pretty much says it all.

I’ll believe Meyer is coming to Texas when I see him standing on the (west) sideline with a headset on in an actual game. Until then, I’m betting we’ll f*ck that up spectacularly, in trademark Texas fashion, and end up rolling the dice with yet another guy who hasn’t done much.

And now, back to looking for guns in Germany and Switzerland and doing my best to ignore this runaway clown car of a football program...

maaaaan, we are beaten down. it's been a hard decade, i get it. imagine being beaten down by 100 years of history. a history where we have all the resources but can NEVER get anything substantial done. when even our best player gets us no better than 3rd or 4th in our division. and we brag about things like "cotton bowl", "beating alabama that one time", "having so many weird traditions", and "other teams in the conference that actually win".

we'll get through this. hopefully sooner rather than later. but as frustrating as this has been, we're still in a better spot than most. we're the right guy coming in away from turning it around immediately.
 
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You just said you are looking for guns in Germany and Switzerland???

Sí, señor. I'd need to check my spreadsheet to be sure, but I'd guess I've probably bought more guns in Germany and Switzerland (along with a few in Italy) over the last couple of years than I have here at home.
 
Got a text from a buddy saying the deal has been hammered out in principle with Meyer. CDC controls what happens next. Same guy that told me about Charlie being hired/fired. Known him 25 years.

Clob........if I get a boner over this and it turns out to be nothing you owe me beers, a European vacation and (cant say other since I'm married)...................

As I stated earlier...........I'm a donkey on the edge and I can't deal with being teased..............
 
I need good news...........
Everyone I know is sending me all the dumb stuff Tommy has done, that UT is doing and now the band.......I need some good news............

I'm torn on what to hope for Saturday.............. I almost hope Baylor beats us handily so it can all be over......
 
Got a text from a buddy saying the deal has been hammered out in principle with Meyer. CDC controls what happens next. Same guy that told me about Charlie being hired/fired. Known him 25 years.

When was the last time Clob was wrong concerning longhorn football?

This is good news indeed. We all know Herman will mess up soon. Probably against Bailor.
 
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Dear sweet baby Jesus . . . grownup Jesus . . . teenage Jesus . . . lord baby Jesus . . . bearded Jesus . . . please make all my dreams come true.
 
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In clob I trust. If this is true then we may be on the way back in a few years. So heres hoping to a press release on December 2nd with Meyer walking in right behind CDC accepting the head coaching position.
 
In clob I trust. If this is true then we may be on the way back in a few years. So heres hoping to a press release on December 2nd with Meyer walking in right behind CDC accepting the head coaching position.

I would not dismiss the mid season removal. Chirs Ash can take over with UM as the heir apparent. This should be done to save recruiting and current players.
 
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I want Meyer, but talked to a guy this morning, who is wired in at Texas. He said that along with Meyer, that Shanahan is also in the mix. Those are the only two being considered per him.
 
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In clob I trust. If this is true then we may be on the way back in a few years. So heres hoping to a press release on December 2nd with Meyer walking in right behind CDC accepting the head coaching position.
it would be an immediate turnaround. and don't discount sam coming back to finish "the right way" if ol' urb takes the gig.

michael irvin told a story of his early years with dallas, players making fun of him for caring about winning. and when jimmy johnson got there, irvin pointed them out to him. sam could be urb's irvin. and i would eat it up. even if they cut what we fans view as great talent, if he got rid of the dudes that don't care, i'd love it.
 
From what I am hearing from some friends that Meyers is not coming! Doesn't wanna coach anymore...they been online with this Meyers stuff all day...
 
You have a problem.

25 million already rescinded in donations.

Season ticket sales are declining at a record rate.

The athletic department is bankrupt

The football 0rogram needs to be rescued now or this thing may not recover.

Well then, the cost of keeping the coach may be more then firing him.
 
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Got a text from a buddy saying the deal has been hammered out in principle with Meyer. CDC controls what happens next. Same guy that told me about Charlie being hired/fired. Known him 25 years.
Clob94, I will buy you a bottle of whiskey for this news! Make that Steak and Whiskey at the St Josephine Street Steakhouse in San Antonio.
 
Got a text from a buddy saying the deal has been hammered out in principle with Meyer. CDC controls what happens next. Same guy that told me about Charlie being hired/fired. Known him 25 years.
I hope this is true and if so, it probably means that Urban may already be forming a potential staff on paper, evaluating some recruiting film, etc.....
Dear sweet baby Jesus . . . grownup Jesus . . . teenage Jesus . . . lord baby Jesus . . . bearded Jesus . . . please make all my dreams come true.
Right there with you on this, would be a flipping blast to see him turn this bitch around. I truly believe UM at Texas is pretty scary (in a good way).
 
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Clob........the second you hear more plz let us know!!!! I'm like that old dude on viagra....I'm not sure whether to go to ER just yet because I've had a erection since you posted that...........

As a former EMT..........you should hear some stories of us getting called to house for a man with an erection that won't go away after viagra.........classic stuff.........
 
All I know is that the ball is in CDC's court. It appears the details are in place. It's up to CDC now. That's all I've got guys. Wish I knew more.

I'm not going to root for Baylor but if they beat us I will not be sad.
 
I got a text from a buddy who said UM is definitely coming but probably also is not coming. Bank it.

I trust Clob!!
 
ill believe it when i see it. we will never fire anyone midseason so its going to be a while.
 
I'm assuming Kingsbury at Tech is your reference here?
Yeah. He had 1 year as an OC at A&M under Sumlin. All the sudden he’s the savor or Texas Tech football. Didn’t really work out. Now he has the cardinals playing pretty well. An NFL team that doesn’t have a long history of success
 
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