So, I was walking down the street, and some guy saw my Longhorns t-shirt, and he walked up to me, accosted me really, screaming about not being able to see the game against ULM on his TV.
"WhErE iS tHe GaMe GoInG tO bE pLaYiNg?!" he said to me. "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO! I KNEW WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT THE BIG 12. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE LONGHORN NETWORK, WHERE LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET COULD WATCH IT! NOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE ESPN ULTRA PLUS EXTRA OR SOMETHING. IT'S REDIKULAS!"
" I don't know, man," I told him. "It's not that big of a deal. If you have the SEC Network on your provider, you get SEC Network+ and can watch our game."
"yOu DoN't KnOw WhAt YoU'rE tAlKiNg AbOuT," he exclaimed. " I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AND ASK ON FACEBOOK AND POST MULTIPLE THREADS ON MESSAGE BOARDS WHERE IT'S ALREADY BEEN ASKED 186 TIMES, UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES THE CORRECT ANSWER!"
Then, he spit on the ground, threw his hands in the air, and ran off.
It was wild.
"WhErE iS tHe GaMe GoInG tO bE pLaYiNg?!" he said to me. "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO! I KNEW WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT THE BIG 12. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE LONGHORN NETWORK, WHERE LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET COULD WATCH IT! NOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE ESPN ULTRA PLUS EXTRA OR SOMETHING. IT'S REDIKULAS!"
" I don't know, man," I told him. "It's not that big of a deal. If you have the SEC Network on your provider, you get SEC Network+ and can watch our game."
"yOu DoN't KnOw WhAt YoU'rE tAlKiNg AbOuT," he exclaimed. " I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AND ASK ON FACEBOOK AND POST MULTIPLE THREADS ON MESSAGE BOARDS WHERE IT'S ALREADY BEEN ASKED 186 TIMES, UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES THE CORRECT ANSWER!"
Then, he spit on the ground, threw his hands in the air, and ran off.
It was wild.
