.... sits down at the bar and orders a beer. When he hears someone sit next to him, he leans over and asks, "You want to hear a blonde joke?" The lady responds, "Well, before you tell that joke mister, please know I am 6 foot 6 and blonde, the bartender is blonde and I know she's packing, the girl on the pole behind you is blonde and she's got a dagger tatooed on her upper thigh and the waitress that is about to walk by just so happens to be a blonde part time MMA fighter... so, you still want to tell that joke???" The blind man responds, "Not if I have to tell it four damn times."
