So, my wife has a good friend from childhood with whom she’s stayed rather close to all these years. This friend is married to a real douche who I’ve never liked. They’ve been married for years and have three kids approaching college age.
Anywho, I come home this morning to find my wife on what was obviously a very concerning phone call. My wife’s monogamous friend had not been feeling well and went to the doctor thinking she might have a yeast infection. The doctor told her she has chlamydia.
I’m about to have a house guest.
Update: dude has now admitted he got it from a prostitute. He’s 57, and probably won’t be able to retire for another 20 years by the time this settles.
Anywho, I come home this morning to find my wife on what was obviously a very concerning phone call. My wife’s monogamous friend had not been feeling well and went to the doctor thinking she might have a yeast infection. The doctor told her she has chlamydia.
I’m about to have a house guest.
Update: dude has now admitted he got it from a prostitute. He’s 57, and probably won’t be able to retire for another 20 years by the time this settles.
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