Ok so I think the eclipse sux and plan to raw dog it if outside. Getting photographed in those douche glasses will severely hurt your ability to score and shame you’re Wolf Pack bro. Don’t be that guy!!
So I met this chick over weekend and I told her I didn’t know there was an eclipse. And said I didn’t understand entire concept. Added that I listened to a podcaster who said they are hoaxes too, which my sensei confirmed.
Anywho she said they are real events that happen every so often where “the sun passes in front of the moon.” Like for reals bro. Look my hosses I damn sure ain’t no astrologer butt I am pretty sure the entire planet would be in flames and the oceans wood evaporate if that happened. Hotter than Mercury by a hole lot. It could only happen once lmao.
Am I wrong about this? Of coarse I just agreed and said she was amazingly smart and funny so I could PIIHB. It was a well earned score bro.
So I met this chick over weekend and I told her I didn’t know there was an eclipse. And said I didn’t understand entire concept. Added that I listened to a podcaster who said they are hoaxes too, which my sensei confirmed.
Anywho she said they are real events that happen every so often where “the sun passes in front of the moon.” Like for reals bro. Look my hosses I damn sure ain’t no astrologer butt I am pretty sure the entire planet would be in flames and the oceans wood evaporate if that happened. Hotter than Mercury by a hole lot. It could only happen once lmao.
Am I wrong about this? Of coarse I just agreed and said she was amazingly smart and funny so I could PIIHB. It was a well earned score bro.
