Dolla Bill threatens to kick dude's A$$!!

[notbeowulf]

Saved to hard drive!

 

[El Mahico]

Originally posted by scary jarbro:
that's the most friendly threat of an ass-kicking i've ever heard.

i'm only waiting for confirmation from bringbackroyal & 2slow before i roll over laughing.

i agree. I almost found myself calling him simply to get my ass kicked by such a gentleman.

 

[orange duder]

please be real...please be real...please be real

 

[P4D]

Originally posted by El Mahico:

Originally posted by scary jarbro:
that's the most friendly threat of an ass-kicking i've ever heard.

i'm only waiting for confirmation from bringbackroyal & 2slow before i roll over laughing.

i agree. I almost found myself calling him simply to get my ass kicked by such a gentleman.

ROFLMAO

Dude on Main Board said he called number and it is Aggie Athletic Department!!!
This post was edited on 6/15 5:40 PM by P4D

 

[McGuapo]

My lord...it almost makes me want to call and receive the ass-whipping...that was so pleasant. That's probably on the required qualifications for an AD job...deliver an ass-whipping invitation in a professional and courteous manner. Check. Good on ya, Bill.

Edit...looks like Scary and El Mahico had the same first thought...lol
This post was edited on 6/15 5:39 PM by McGuapo

 

[appealslaw]

Need Chip on this...stat.

 

[Gaylord_Focker]

That is awesome.....but is it real? Someone call that number.

 

[scary jarbro]

this is EXACTLY how dez bryant should have answered the question about his mother during the NFL interview.

 

[ericg320]

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I just called the number on the voice mail. It does connect to Aggie athletic department. Could this be real...if so, unreal!!

Can someone in such a position really respond to criticism like this??? Incredible. Thought he would surely have thicker skin that this.

 

[orange duder]

Here is Byrne talking for voice comparison.

Sound like the same voice.

$Bill

 

[Cornelius James]

I'm absolutely loving the "Thank you, bye-bye" at the end of the call.

 

[TheMarbleMan]

Here's the email the kid claims to have sent:

Hey assholes

I am a third generation aggie and class of '06. my family and I, including many extend family members have had season tickets at kyle field for up to 20 yrs.

We also tailgate spending a lot of time and money during the fall in college station. That all ended today

We are canceling our season tickets and will never again donate to the 12th man until there is all new board of regents minus Gene Stallings, a new ad, new president (that guy is a disgrace).

Dollar bill, I hope you have time to pull your tongue out of dodds butt to read this email

Sincere regards

Richard Rogge

 

[McGuapo]

I also love that "Dolla" repeated the "tongue up DeLoss's ass" line from the email....like that was necessary....

 

[scary jarbro]

Originally posted by Cornelius James:
I'm absolutely loving the "Thank you, bye-bye" at the end of the call.

absolutely. that & the inciting email beginning w/ "hey assholes" has me in tears right now.

 

[The Joneses]

How many of you call that number...admit it.

 

[GetHooked]

Originally posted by Ketchum:

Originally posted by El Mahico:
that thread has potential.

If you can get me the audio, I'll give you a present.

Here's the audio

Dolla Bill

 

[sendero95]

Originally posted by McGuapo:
I also love that "Dolla" repeated the "tongue up DeLoss's ass" line from the email....like that was necessary....

That's the best part...I can't stop laughing!

 

[scary jarbro]

Originally posted by McGuapo:
I also love that "Dolla" repeated the "tongue up DeLoss's ass" line from the email....like that was necessary....

roflmao.

it's pretty clear that aside from the disrespectful tone of the email that dolla bill was pretty eaten up over that point.

i can just hear him yell after he read the email, "up Deloss' ass?! my tongue up Deloss' ass?! my tongue has never been within 2 or 3 inches of gosh darn Deloss' ass! This giminy cricket richard ro-gee, or ro-jee, or however you pronounce his doggone name! sylvia, get me richard rogee on the phone."

 

[erkem121]

how did byrne get the instigators phone number?

would he really have sent an email like that and added the phone number?

 

[framp22]

"Dollar bill, I hope you have time to pull your tongue out of dodds butt to read this email

Sincere regards"

Funniest part about that is the addition of "Sincere regards" after that statement. Hilarious.

 

[ced8]

Originally posted by TheMarbleMan:
Here's the email the kid claims to have sent:

Hey assholes

I am a third generation aggie and class of '06. my family and I, including many extend family members have had season tickets at kyle field for up to 20 yrs.

We also tailgate spending a lot of time and money during the fall in college station. That all ended today

We are canceling our season tickets and will never again donate to the 12th man until there is all new board of regents minus Gene Stallings, a new ad, new president (that guy is a disgrace).

Dollar bill, I hope you have time to pull your tongue out of dodds butt to read this email

Sincere regards

Richard Rogge

see dad's bio...

dad is a Vet

 

[ericg320]

I think this is real!!!!!

The byebye is killing me!

 

[McGuapo]

Originally posted by scary jarbro:

Originally posted by McGuapo:
I also love that "Dolla" repeated the "tongue up DeLoss's ass" line from the email....like that was necessary....

roflmao.

it's pretty clear that aside from the disrespectful tone of the email that dolla bill was pretty eaten up over that point.

i can just hear him yell after he read the email, "up Deloss' ass?! my tongue up Deloss' ass?! my tongue has never been within 2 or 3 inches of gosh darn Deloss' ass! This giminy cricket richard ro-gee, or ro-jee, or however you pronounce his doggone name! sylvia, get me richard rogee on the phone."

Most brilliant thread in a long time...damn, ain't life grand?

 

[Kendall Rogers]

That. Is. Awesome.

Richard Roggue might be have a statue in College Station.

 

[trentbal]

I had to post just to say I was apart of this thread!

 

[Cornelius James]

$Bill's direct line.

979-862-2586

 

[jamimer]

this thread needs to head to the classics after it has run it's course.

 

[McGuapo]

Originally posted by Kendall Rogers:
That. Is. Awesome.

Richard Roggue might be have a statue in College Station.

He'll be on the next Board of Regents, that's for sure....if he can survive the ass-whipping.

 

[Cornelius James]

Wouldn't be more fair that $Bill takes on Gundy?

 

[jkhorn]

Originally posted by erkem121:
how did byrne get the instigators phone number?

would he really have sent an email like that and added the phone number?

same question..did the sender of the email confirm that he added his phone number to the email to Byrne but took it out of his post?