........and Jalen Milroe is going to be a problem.
A big problem.
Like--- a REALLY big problem.
He's a physical specimen. He's 6 foot 2 and weighs 220. He runs like a running back. A really GOOD running back. He's got a very good arm. Not like a "hey, for a dual threat QB, that guy has a good arm" kind of arm.... No.
He has a legit arm.
We are going to have to spy him. We are going to have to put him on the ground early and often. We are going to have to dogpile his ass. Let our 350 lb tackles lay on him for as long as they can. Put a fvcking beach towel over him, catch a tan and finish a Pina colada, long.
We are going to have to physically punish the kid. When he tucks it and runs, there needs to be two guys holding him up and two guys coming in for the kill shot. Running QBs pretend they like to be hit, and some do. But nobody, nobody at all, likes 350 LB guys dog piling them while you've got a football pressed into your ribs between you and turf. Then those fat fvckers wallow around on top on you like a hippo before using YOUR body as their floor mat to get up off of.
A big problem.
Like--- a REALLY big problem.
He's a physical specimen. He's 6 foot 2 and weighs 220. He runs like a running back. A really GOOD running back. He's got a very good arm. Not like a "hey, for a dual threat QB, that guy has a good arm" kind of arm.... No.
He has a legit arm.
We are going to have to spy him. We are going to have to put him on the ground early and often. We are going to have to dogpile his ass. Let our 350 lb tackles lay on him for as long as they can. Put a fvcking beach towel over him, catch a tan and finish a Pina colada, long.
We are going to have to physically punish the kid. When he tucks it and runs, there needs to be two guys holding him up and two guys coming in for the kill shot. Running QBs pretend they like to be hit, and some do. But nobody, nobody at all, likes 350 LB guys dog piling them while you've got a football pressed into your ribs between you and turf. Then those fat fvckers wallow around on top on you like a hippo before using YOUR body as their floor mat to get up off of.