**Official TEXAS vs I'm a MAN! I'M 40! thread of finality**

[2300 Nueces]

400 yards at half.

Where's that okie troll?

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Finish him (OSU)!!!!

 

[weevilcatch]

Although Brooks can't play today Baxter are Blue are. We are now the killer bees.

Bruh. I called it in August lol

 

[Etlonghorn]

I can’t wait to go see Clob’s link to the aggy braintrust.

 

[clob94]

I can’t wait to go see Clob’s link to the aggy braintrust.

It's a trail of whiskey soaked tears, excuses and denial.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Come on Sark!! We get the ball after the half. Get another one before we go to the locker room.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Dude. come on.

 

[clob94]

What kind of horse sh!t was that call?

 

[HarryBuffalo]

How do you call a delay of game penalty when the f’n ref is standing over the ball??? 🤬

 

[weevilcatch]

How do you call a delay of game penalty when the f’n ref is standing over the ball??? 🤬

Because you’re a robot dumbass zebra.

But also, how do you keep 3 TOs in your pocket when using one would’ve been useful?

 

[Etlonghorn]

Sark or QE has to call time out there. We need to keep swinging the hammer in the 2nd half and make the committee make a hard choice.

 

[KChorn11]

Texas is one of the best 4 in the country and should be in the playoff, the committee will have to be forced to put them in though.

 

[Hoookem722]

422 yards of offense in that half. Best half of offensive football we’ve seen in over 13 years

 

[Drtxhorn]

Good Lord the stupid Dr Pepper thing is going into overtime. Just shoot me.

 

[hookem777]

Best thing about half time was waiting in line for nachos.

 

[aix_xpert]

Good luck the rest of the way. I hope you make the CFP, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you don't. FSU will win, and then it will be between UT and the SEC champ, and the Big12 doesn't have that pull, even with the head to head win over Bama.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Speed the hell up Sark.

 

[clob94]

Sark is taking his foot off the gas.

 

[Hoookem722]

I hate when Sark slows the offense down. Quinn is so much better in the up tempo stuff

 

[Etlonghorn]

So we pissed away a fumble at the end of the half and the opening possession of the 2nd half because we have a lead and need to run clock. That’s how you keep a team like Houston and Kansas State, and Kansas and every other less talented team on our schedule hang around and pick you off.

 

[Etlonghorn]

I hate when Sark slows the offense down. Quinn is so much better in the up tempo stuff

The whole team is better at it. The o line definitely plays better when the can get in a rhythm.

 

[Hoookem722]

I wish Sark lived by his motto of all gas no brakes 🙃

 

[Drtxhorn]

Sark bro, fvck bleeding the clock. Seriously, just kill these dudes

 

[Etlonghorn]

“Coach, those Sweat and Murphy dudes are BIG! I’m gonna take the rest of the day off..”

 

[Etlonghorn]

Gundy is the last mvtha fvcker you want to let hang around in a game.

 

[Hoookem722]

Why the **** do we play our DBs 12 yards off the ball?? So ****ing maddening!!

 

[Etlonghorn]

Why the **** do we play our DBs 12 yards off the ball?? So ****ing maddening!!

So the offense can convert 3 and 6 of course.

 

[Drtxhorn]

Did Gundy think Gordon was out there? Wth was that

 

[hookem777]

Coach of the year play call right there

 

[aix_xpert]

Did Gundy think Gordon was out there? Wth was that

I think that was the 2nd down play call that didn't go, so the braintrust that is OC Dunn, said "Run it again" even though its 3rd and 8 with the backup RB. Like I said, Dunn is terrible.