***OFFICIAL TEXAS vs OU SUCKS thread of A$$whip***

[clob94]

Fvck OU

 

[freeper]

From the west bank of the mighty Brazos, in beautiful Brazoria County.....TEXAS...!!!

 

[Etlonghorn]

From the East Texas line trees….FIGHT!!!

 

[freeper]

Hey Baker...that bad taste in your mouth is year old Texas jizz....

 

[Drtxhorn]

Johntay Cook will have a breakout game. I’m calling it!

 

[Oldmanastro]

Face mask!?

 

[clob94]

1st play was same as 1st play against Baylor.

2nd play they knew what was coming and picked us off.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Piss poor

 

[Etlonghorn]

If only we had a running back that could carry the ball regularly…

 

[clob94]

OU knew that play was coming too. Their LBs were going bananas calling out the coming play.

And now OU has a score. Sark is on his play calling heels and Quinn is mentally fvcked.

 

[westx]

Let's go Sark.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

That could have gone a little better...

 

[LongfellowDrew]

A lot of game to go. Let's get our shit together.

 

[diadevic]

I’ve seen this before. OU always comes out like their hair is on fire, and Texas plays like they need a quarter to get warmed up.

 

[clob94]

That could have gone a little better...

We've run 4 offensive plays-- gained 0 yards, threw 1 pick, and lost 1 starting lineman.

Boys--- this is called "digging your own emotional grave."

If we mentally recover from this-- it will be a miracle, and they will write stories about it.

 

[westx]

J Whit the Man

 

[clob94]

Taliban is attacking ABC cameras.

 

[diadevic]

That took balls!!!

 

[Belldozer1]

Texas looking desperate with the fake early on

 

[Belldozer1]

Going to be a long day for Texas rb’s

 

[Belldozer1]

Remember whenVenables said OU will have a suffocating defense? The suffocation is starting

 

[clob94]

Knee was down

 

[clob94]

What the fvck is with these broadcast cameras? Is anybody else's TV sputtering? All of mine are.

 

[Oldmanastro]

What the fvck is with these broadcast cameras? Is anybody else's TV sputtering? All of mine are.

Yes

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Wow

 

[clob94]

They have Sark's playbook.

 

[Belldozer1]

Knee was down

Ball was coming out, bad call

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Come on INT D

 

[westx]

Quinn is going to have to settle down.

 

[clob94]

Sark needs to hand off play calling duties right now. This second. Venebels has his number. The only way to combat that is to hand off the play calling duties to someone that is not predictable.