Nothing is ever simple man. Just trying to get a little BBQ for lunch but noooo. Walk into this place off McNeil with my lady and this dude keeps checking her out, which is a little odd in itself because she's not the cutest. Guy had on a UT shirt but honestly looked like a douche and he was being super creepy about it, he'd look at her then feverishly type on his phone. Anyway, freaks her out enough that she wants to bolt before we even get our food. At first I was thinking maybe I just kick the guy's ass, but I was reminded that my GF wasn't really hot enough to fight over. Also, this wasn't the first time she was skittish. So I was like: that's fine but either Smokey Moes owes me $37.48 or you owe me a backseat BJ. Turns out she provides curbside service too.
