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Things not to do at this year’s Tailgates

Smootus

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1. Do not vomit on anyone’s Nike Pegasus shoes.
2. Do not wear any other jersey other than Texas Longhorns.
3. Do not hit in any Vietnamese women. They are married to OB members.
4. Do not walk around with a pink dildos in your mouth.
5. Pay as you go…. No freebies.
6. Finally, do not tell anyone your OB handle is @Jet Peddler unless you are @Jet Peddler … when I meet him I am asking him for a ride in his sidecar around campus.


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