(1) Orangebloods’ resident bulletin board brawlers Bring Back Royal and dondrysdale set down their keyboards and thesauruses and go at it in a UFC cage match on pay-per-view for the title of “World’s Toughest Poster.”
(2) Orangebloods’ supreme pessimist “not in the face” critiques the looks of Heidi Klum. “Her breasts sag ever so slightly, her skin is a little too pale, she’s a couple of inches shorter than ideal, I don’t see why everyone says she’s so hot.”
(3) Orangebloods’ supreme optimist echeese comments on the looks of Janet Reno. “She has very strong features, and if she got rid of the glasses, grew her hair out a little, and lost a few pounds, she would really be a pretty nice looking woman.”
(4) Orangebloods’ most scathing and entertaining critic rpongett pens a hatchet job chronology about a psycho ex-girlfriend in the style of his classic post about Lyin’ Ryan.
(5) Orangebloods’ resident flirts whodathorn and bevorachel finally meet face to face on an episode of “Blind Date.” From the moment whodat picks Rachel up in his parents’ 1978 Chevy Impala on through the late evening, where a drunken Rachel reveals her tattoo in the hot tub, it’s non-stop entertainment for the viewers.
(6) Orangebloods’ resident humorist Rob E. Wright writes and directs a film festival movie depicting the losers and idiots who post on internet bulletin boards, but the humor continues to go over the heads of most of them.
(7) Safeway, HEB and Albertsons team up to put pictures of Steg and LonghornScott on milk cartons and offer a reward for their safe return to Orangebloods in time for the 2005 football season.
(8) Orangebloods’ #1 party animal Frank the Tank befriends California Horn and the two spend spring break week partying with nubile young ladies in Las Vegas (remember, this is the Top 10 things I would like to see this offseason).
(9) The Make-a-Wish Foundation arranges for Jorvorskie Lane to take mrambo out for a special afternoon together at Six Flags.
(10) TaekwondoGolf releases his golf instructional video, featuring chapters on how to “Increase length off the tee by mastering the leaping spindrive," “Groove a smooth tempo by practicing your swing with nunchaku," and "Earn a black belt in the short game."
I hope it's obvious that this is all meant in good fun. I appreciate the whole spectrum of characters in the Orangebloods universe, and many thanks to Geoff and Jason for bringing us all together. Feel free to add any things you would like to see from your fellow Orangebloods.
(2) Orangebloods’ supreme pessimist “not in the face” critiques the looks of Heidi Klum. “Her breasts sag ever so slightly, her skin is a little too pale, she’s a couple of inches shorter than ideal, I don’t see why everyone says she’s so hot.”
(3) Orangebloods’ supreme optimist echeese comments on the looks of Janet Reno. “She has very strong features, and if she got rid of the glasses, grew her hair out a little, and lost a few pounds, she would really be a pretty nice looking woman.”
(4) Orangebloods’ most scathing and entertaining critic rpongett pens a hatchet job chronology about a psycho ex-girlfriend in the style of his classic post about Lyin’ Ryan.
(5) Orangebloods’ resident flirts whodathorn and bevorachel finally meet face to face on an episode of “Blind Date.” From the moment whodat picks Rachel up in his parents’ 1978 Chevy Impala on through the late evening, where a drunken Rachel reveals her tattoo in the hot tub, it’s non-stop entertainment for the viewers.
(6) Orangebloods’ resident humorist Rob E. Wright writes and directs a film festival movie depicting the losers and idiots who post on internet bulletin boards, but the humor continues to go over the heads of most of them.
(7) Safeway, HEB and Albertsons team up to put pictures of Steg and LonghornScott on milk cartons and offer a reward for their safe return to Orangebloods in time for the 2005 football season.
(8) Orangebloods’ #1 party animal Frank the Tank befriends California Horn and the two spend spring break week partying with nubile young ladies in Las Vegas (remember, this is the Top 10 things I would like to see this offseason).
(9) The Make-a-Wish Foundation arranges for Jorvorskie Lane to take mrambo out for a special afternoon together at Six Flags.
(10) TaekwondoGolf releases his golf instructional video, featuring chapters on how to “Increase length off the tee by mastering the leaping spindrive," “Groove a smooth tempo by practicing your swing with nunchaku," and "Earn a black belt in the short game."
I hope it's obvious that this is all meant in good fun. I appreciate the whole spectrum of characters in the Orangebloods universe, and many thanks to Geoff and Jason for bringing us all together. Feel free to add any things you would like to see from your fellow Orangebloods.
