“Satin Abyss Blue” Cybertruck . . . Douchemobile??

Oddguwop

Insider. Leader of Wolfpack. #PIIHB.
Gold Member
Feb 7, 2006
8,755
22,221
113
Mississippi
Ok bro need some input on a new ride that has entered the Wolf Pack lineup. Relatively new guy is rocking a blue cybertruck that took forever to get that is a funky blue color. To me it just screams “ghey,” not that they’re is anything wrong with that if your into it—no homo.

Homie says it is a chick magnet and that he has been pulling more wool than he can handle. He’s going to get a cold plunge installed in the back which he will use to pick up gym chicks and to recover post-PIIHB sessions in cab. Allegedly helps increase 40 time ass well.

Anywho, I still think it looks like a douchecanoe on wheels. I wood personally feel more accomplished and fulfilled picking up fats and 4s in a used Camry than riding around like a buttmunch in that thing. Butt maybe I am being too harsh bro. It’s just corny AF as the kids say. So do any of you guys have this kind of cyber truck and do you have any rules on this sort of issue in ur Wolf Pack??
 

Go Big.
Get Premium.

Join Rivals to access this premium section.

  • Say your piece in exclusive fan communities.
  • Unlock Premium news from the largest network of experts.
  • Dominate with stats, athlete data, Rivals250 rankings, and more.
Log in or subscribe today Go Back