Dear Democracy:
You know how we value you. We spout about it all the time to any audience we can find. You know how strongly we defend you, and now we need a favor.
We need you to look the other way for a few days while we select a more viable candidate for the Presidential election. I know that is asking a lot, but it is really important. You know what a threat to you Donald J. Trump represents and we MUST find a way to not let him near you again. Joe and Kamala are simply not going to work. We need to find someone else. Sometimes we have to ignore you in order to save you. We promise when this is over and Republican threats to you are defeated we will return you to your rightful place in our rhetoric.
Thank you so much for this consideration. You have helped us out like this before and we know you will join us in thwarting this most recent threat to you.
You know we love you and would never do you any lasting harm.
Respectfully,
The Democratic National Committee
You know how we value you. We spout about it all the time to any audience we can find. You know how strongly we defend you, and now we need a favor.
We need you to look the other way for a few days while we select a more viable candidate for the Presidential election. I know that is asking a lot, but it is really important. You know what a threat to you Donald J. Trump represents and we MUST find a way to not let him near you again. Joe and Kamala are simply not going to work. We need to find someone else. Sometimes we have to ignore you in order to save you. We promise when this is over and Republican threats to you are defeated we will return you to your rightful place in our rhetoric.
Thank you so much for this consideration. You have helped us out like this before and we know you will join us in thwarting this most recent threat to you.
You know we love you and would never do you any lasting harm.
Respectfully,
The Democratic National Committee
