A New Job for clob

[StrangerHorn]

You could see him driving this buggy up to the Black Whale!

Now it's your turn to carry on the legacy. Will you be the next Oscar Mayer "Hotdogger"?


The hunt is on for the next driver of the iconic Wienermobile. Oscar Mayer is now accepting applications for the best job ever, and YOU can apply.

Here’s the Job Description
If you have ever wished you were an Oscar Mayer wiener, now you can be! Or, er, you can drive one, at least. The folks at Oscar Mayer are looking for a new driver, or “Hotdogger,” to escort the giant wiener across the nation. It’s a pretty high honor considering the Wienermobile has been going cross-country since 1936. According to Oscar Mayer, there are more people who have gone to space than people who have held the title of Hotdogger.

The position isn’t just driving, though. The newest Hotdogger to carry on the legacy will be a spokesperson for Oscar Mayer for one year. This means public appearances, some time on the small screen and radio and newspaper interviews. As a Hotdogger, you’ll also receive a competitive salary on top of the sightseeing bonus.

This hot dog talk is making us hungry. Here are the best hot dog toppings you’re not trying!

Are You Qualified?
Oscar Mayer is looking for someone who’s as wacky and creative as they are. You also have to be pretty ready for an adventure. The more intense qualification includes either a Bachelor of Science or Bachelor of Art degree in one of the following fields:
Give It a Shot
If you’d like to throw your hat in the ring, Oscar Mayer is accepting applications until January 31. The position is only one calendar year long, so it’s the perfect amount of time to get some adventuring in before heading back home.

Any applications can be sent to Oscar Mayer directly at wmrequest@kraftheinzcompany.com. Alternatively, you can mail your application with the subject “Hotdogger Position” to 560 E Verona Avenue, Verona, WI, 53593. Good luck to all you future Hotdoggers!


Psst: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Find out here.

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[clob94]

It's difficult enough driving one giant wiener around town.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

There was a short documentary on this a while back. The previous owners or drivers or whatever said that thing is a torture wagon. It obviously turns like a barge but supposedly has crazy stiff suspension and single cab ac system that can't cool the giant schlong in the summer.
The wienermobile wiki shows a ton of different builds so I have no idea which version the documentary was about specifically.