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Bathing in Borax?!?

Oddguwop

Insider. Leader of Wolfpack. #PIIHB.
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Feb 7, 2006
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Ok so I met this chick who is a solid 7.5, and wood be a 8.5 or 9 if she removed her “aluminum foil hat.” Kind of a Looney Tune butt hawt so doesn’t really matter.

I told her about my 6 full vaxes and 4 boosters, and of coarse offered to get her hooked up with unlimited supply from my doctor bro. She said “no thanks I’m immunized.” Not sure what that means butt OK whatever.

Anywho, she said I can score and PIIHB butt first we need to take a bath together in my jacuzzi tub. Cool no prob. Then it gets tricky my hosses. Whilst I can add Mr. Bubble and Axe, she insists on pooring an entire box of Borax in their ass well.

I kind of feel like a douche putting laundry detergent in the bath and think this could be a hard pass. Should I do it bro??
 
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