BOLO: Burnt Orange Loofa

[clob94]

Gents, I went to change out my loofas and got my white one, for the lower body, the blue for the front and black for the crack..... but there's no burnt orange. Lady at the front says she doesn't know if they are still carrying them.
If you see any burnt orange loofas, please pass it along!


Grassy a$$.

 

[2300 Nueces]

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[clob94]

Wtf nueces?

 

[gordo107]

oh oh.... now I'm afeard to look

 

[Longyac]

oh oh.... now I'm afeard to look

It is a bidet.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Longer lasting solution. He He..... Sorry

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Gents, I went to change out my loofas and got my white one, for the lower body, the blue for the front and black for the crack..... but there's no burnt orange. Lady at the front says she doesn't know if they are still carrying them.
If you see any burnt orange loofas, please pass it along!


Grassy a$$.

I hear HEB is having a sale on vanilla scented candles, hand lotion, and extra absorbent tampoons. Figured you'd be interested.

 

[clob94]

I hear HEB is having a sale on vanilla scented candles, hand lotion, and extra absorbent tampoons. Figured you'd be interested.

Cleanliness and Godliness. I've got no problem sleeping in the mud... but when I'm home, damnit, I'm going to be clean.

 

[RoboCocks21]

He said the black loofah for his crack lol

 

[LonghornMM]

clob, loofa?? Man card, bro. Man card.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

He said the black loofah for his crack lol

Soo many hilariously inappropriate directions this could go. Oh how the ban hammer would get a workout though.

 

[LonghornMM]

Dudes using a loofah are equal to a dude wearing white sun glasses and/or short shorts. Just don't.

 

[clob94]

Dudes using a loofah are equal to a dude wearing white sun glasses and/or short shorts. Just don't.

Just think of it as a puffy washcloth that scratches way better and makes your juevos y chorizo always smell fresh and clean to the "Mrs-Miss-Girlfriend-Ball and chain-Random bar chick-hooker".

 

[LongfellowDrew]

My wife has a loofa.

 

[LonghornMM]

Just think of it as a puffy washcloth that scratches way better and makes your juevos y chorizo always smell fresh and clean to the "Mrs-Miss-Girlfriend-Ball and chain-Random bar chick-hooker".

Soap and hands works just fine, lol.

 

[clob94]

Soap and hands works just fine, lol.

MM likes those soapy, slippery hands near his twig and berries in the shower.

Duly noted.

 

[freeper]

Just think of it as a puffy washcloth that scratches way better and makes your juevos y chorizo always smell fresh and clean to the "Mrs-Miss-Girlfriend-Ball and chain-Random bar chick-hooker".

Thanks to your visual @clob94 , next Saturday I'm going to have to stick with bacon and eggs....