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Britney Griner arrested in.........Russia

clob94

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For possession of and smuggling of the Mota.
I got some baaaaaaaaad news for himerrrrrrrr I mean "her". Weed is illegal in the Motherland.

And also, you dont have any constitutional rights in Russia. And also, when they strip search you and search you for lice, they will then take a full nude photo of both the front of you and the back-- for ID purposes.

And when they see that third appendage below the waist, Britney is going to be sent to a prison chocked full of pissed off Russians that HATE black people and REALLY hate trans people.

If Britney makes it home safely, Britney will be a changed person. 5 years in a Russian prison will lend perspective to what REAL racism looks like.

Time to gain that perspective.


 
I never heard of her/him. I do hope she makes it back home safely. But at the same time, I can't stand the "in your face" arrogance of some of these people that are recklessly protected by our idiotic PC culture and media. Btw, what I mean by recklessly protected has nothing to do with basic human God given rights. We all deserve that.
 
For possession of and smuggling of the Mota.
I got some baaaaaaaaad news for himerrrrrrrr I mean "her". Weed is illegal in the Motherland.

And also, you dont have any constitutional rights in Russia. And also, when they strip search you and search you for lice, they will then take a full nude photo of both the front of you and the back-- for ID purposes.

And when they see that third appendage below the waist, Britney is going to be sent to a prison chocked full of pissed off Russians that HATE black people and REALLY hate trans people.

If Britney makes it home safely, Britney will be a changed person. 5 years in a Russian prison will lend perspective to what REAL racism looks like.

Time to gain that perspective.


I remember watching an interview of "her" in high school and thinking, that's a dude. She had the largest adam's apple I'd ever seen and sounded like Barry White.

Zero chance they fail to find her smuggling a trouser snake.
 
I don’t think Brittney Griner is a transy. She played hoops at Baylor, actually All American if I remember correctly.
She does play for the other team, “not that there’s anything wrong with that”
 
I don’t think Brittney Griner is a transy. She played hoops at Baylor, actually All American if I remember correctly.
She does play for the other team, “not that there’s anything wrong with that”
I'm saying it's 50/50.....

But we about to find out for sure.
 
To be honest I've never even heard of this bull dike Griner. I've never watched more than 5 seconds of a WNBA game either. Surely Putin could have nabbed someone with a little more relevancy?
 
To be honest I've never even heard of this bull dike Griner. I've never watched more than 5 seconds of a WNBA game either. Surely Putin could have nabbed someone with a little more relevancy?
She’s most known for being a hot tempered, head case. As a Fr at Baylor, she outright punched a Tech player during a game. Plenty of videos online of the punch.
 
Now Sheila Jackson-Lee is shooting her mouth off to Russia demanding they let her go immediately.

Maybe Jackson-Lee can go over there herself and get her. Then they can keep them both.
We can only hope Russia will claim there are WMDs hidden in that nest on top of SJL’s head and send her to Siberia.
 
To be honest I've never even heard of this bull dike Griner. I've never watched more than 5 seconds of a WNBA game either. Surely Putin could have nabbed someone with a little more relevancy?
Dude............. no need for name calling.

We all know what her sexual preferences are.
 
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Now Sheila Jackson-Lee is shooting her mouth off to Russia demanding they let her go immediately.

Maybe Jackson-Lee can go over there herself and get her. Then they can keep them both.
If she broke the law in another country, then why is Jackassson complaing. Will she also make sure all other countries that have Americans in jail release them? Or is there preferential treatment?🤔
 
If you broke the law in another country that’s on you, but given what is going on with Russia right now her jailing does seem like more of a political issue from Putin more than anything else.
 
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If you broke the law in another country that’s on you, but given what is going on with Russia right now her jailing does seem like more of a political issue from Putin more than anything else.
If you are dumb enough to break drug laws in another country, particularly one that we're basically at war with and, at best, have estranged diplomatic relations with, then you are just a moron and have noone to blame but yourself for that issue. Note that not one single interview or news report has her, her family, or her lawyers actually denying the charges.
 
She’s needs to accept the fact that she now plays for Team Russia free of charge until further notice
 
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To be honest I've never even heard of this bull dike Griner. I've never watched more than 5 seconds of a WNBA game either. Surely Putin could have nabbed someone with a little more relevancy?
What's more relevent than a black bull dyke pot smokin basketball player to perk our nation's nerves? I'm sure sleepy's on it. 😁
 
I’m no Britany Griner apologist but…..
Given the political climate, it is well within the realm of possibility that the Russians would intentionally do this. It’s the very least of things they’ve done to American citizens. It’s just not widely known or publicized. If she did do this herself, its beyond a colossal mistake. And naive doesn’t cut it either.
 
I’m no Britany Griner apologist but…..
Given the political climate, it is well within the realm of possibility that the Russians would intentionally do this. It’s the very least of things they’ve done to American citizens. It’s just not widely known or publicized. If she did do this herself, its beyond a colossal mistake. And naive doesn’t cut it either.
Heh, Britany's situation is apologist as well as naive. Dumb transgendered bitch is an idiot.
 
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I’m no Britany Griner apologist but…..
Given the political climate, it is well within the realm of possibility that the Russians would intentionally do this. It’s the very least of things they’ve done to American citizens. It’s just not widely known or publicized. If she did do this herself, its beyond a colossal mistake. And naive doesn’t cut it either.
Oh it's no mistake. She's a known pot smoker.
 
Can we make fun of her for having a penis?
In all actuality I wondered if she were to have a penis, if Russia would make it know she was being held in a "male" prison based upon analysis of biological anatomy. I don't believe Russian Police treat gender identity the same way its viewed in liberal US circles.
 
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