Bwilks

[FlourBluffHorn]

Just for you!

 

[ASURAM2010]

Just for you!

You must have been at my hospital recently!

 

[FlourBluffHorn]

You must have been at my hospital recently!

I would imagine it gets weirder!..LOL

 

[ASURAM2010]

I would imagine it gets weirder!..LOL

We are a level 3 trauma center and one of my buddies is an ER nurse, one of his favorite stories is when he picks up chart and the description of injury is "laceration to scrotum". He walks into the room and sees a rather large "bulge" in the pelvic region. He asks the patient what is going on and the guys proceeds to explain how he ended up with a lacerated scrotum (it happened exactly the way you think it did). So he tells the guy, disrobe and we will get you fixed up. When the dude drops his drawers, the dude had used a towel and a large chip clip to secure the towel to his scrotum to help stop the bleeding. I've never been able to use one of those things since.

 

[clob94]

We are a level 3 trauma center and one of my buddies is an ER nurse, one of his favorite stories is when he picks up chart and the description of injury is "laceration to scrotum". He walks into the room and sees a rather large "bulge" in the pelvic region. He asks the patient what is going on and the guys proceeds to explain how he ended up with a lacerated scrotum (it happened exactly the way you think it did). So he tells the guy, disrobe and we will get you fixed up. When the dude drops his drawers, the dude had used a towel and a large chip clip to secure the towel to his scrotum to help stop the bleeding. I've never been able to use one of those things since.

Manscaping his balls?

 

[TX1972]

I was in the RGV for 12 years. There's a condo complex on SPI that is owned by gays. We got several vegetables up rectums from that complex.

 

[clob94]

I was in the RGV for 12 years. There's a condo complex on SPI that is owned by gays. We got several vegetables up rectums from that complex.

There used to be a morning show in Houston on Rock 101 KLOL. It was called Stephen's and Pruitt. Along with several skits like uncle Waldo and porn star traffic report, these guys used to regularly get an update from an OBGYN in town that would report some of the weird things he removed from women's vahjayjays----- I was 12 years old and BLOWN AWAY.

 

[Bwilk55]

Just for you!

Ha, that's pretty funny. I'm an internist (which is much less internal than the name implies) so I don't deal with many of these types of situations. Have several surgery friends who do share pics and X-rays so that we can all play "guess what was inserted this time".

 

[Oldmanastro]

There used to be a morning show in Houston on Rock 101 KLOL. It was called Stephen's and Pruitt. Along with several skits like uncle Waldo and porn star traffic report, these guys used to regularly get an update from an OBGYN in town that would report some of the weird things he removed from women's vahjayjays----- I was 12 years old and BLOWN AWAY.

I grew up on Stevens and Pruitt, they were awesome. Great rock and roll station. I believe one of them recently passed away. 101 is now a Hispanic station. Like 102.3 here in Austin.

 

[LonghornMM]

I grew up on Stevens and Pruitt, they were awesome. Great rock and roll station. I believe one of them recently passed away. 101 is now a Hispanic station. Like 102.3 here in Austin.

Stevens passed away about 10-12 years ago and Pruett passed away a couple of years ago. Funny guys. Uncle Waldo, Eddie the Boner Sanchez and some of the guests that they had on the show, lol. Oh and their annual Christmas party where lots of strippers were in attendance. Stevens and Pruett lived on the edge on the air. They were always in trouble with station management for violating FCC regulations.