Bro--- honestly--- we've had a little fun at your expense over the last couple of years-- what with your "out of left field" postings and random questions and polls-- But if I may get serious with you for a second--
I can't decide if you're a wide eyed kid who stole his daddy's handle on rivals-- if you're on some form of psychotropic meds--- if you eat crayons and lick bus windows-- or if you're sitting around the booby hatch daily, peeing into a coffee machine and making Miley Cyrus dolls out of your own poop.
Mind you-- I'm not being mean, crass, hurtful or a d!ck--- but there's people other than myself that have noticed that you've got your "weird sh!t'o meter" usually pegged on about a 9.5------ usually.
I mean, not for nothing but, if I came to Manhatten and looked you up and took you to the tavern for a pizza and beer, would you be offended if I carried my 9mm just to be on the safe side? I mean no disrespect- none-- you're just a "different" cat, Cat.