Heard some bros discussing the possibility of the team taking matters into their own hands and going full “A Few Good Men” on Burt Auburn with a Code Red to get some accountability. Butt instead of beating his ass the plan wood be to just shave him bald. By that I mean a complete Telly Sevalas-Geoff Ketchum.
Apparently many have suggested he cut that awful lettuce and he won’t listen so the guys are going to do it for him. Banks agrees he looks like a massive douche and has given tacit approval like Jack Nicholson, and has even started practicing his “your Gawd damn right I did!!!” line for when he gets questioned by Sark and CDC about authorizing the Code Red. Some may call it a Code Burnt Orange butt that is semantical bro.
Anywho this could really be the type of team-driven leadership to turn things around and get us a Natty!! I’m excited guys.
Apparently many have suggested he cut that awful lettuce and he won’t listen so the guys are going to do it for him. Banks agrees he looks like a massive douche and has given tacit approval like Jack Nicholson, and has even started practicing his “your Gawd damn right I did!!!” line for when he gets questioned by Sark and CDC about authorizing the Code Red. Some may call it a Code Burnt Orange butt that is semantical bro.
Anywho this could really be the type of team-driven leadership to turn things around and get us a Natty!! I’m excited guys.