First, how are you still alive? We’ve all been waiting for you to kick it for years now.
Second, go offer Harbaugh the job and pay him handsomely, you stupid, blind, doddering old fool.
Third, after you do that, go **** yourself and fade away into the shadows where you belong. I never want to see your disgusting visage or hear your raspy, confused, enraging voice ever again. And please do something about #1 above.
Sincerely,
Every long-suffering Cowboys fan who still has the emotional resilience to actually care about the franchise that you’ve long since turned into a laughing stock.
P.S. I want to kill you personally and with great violence, in case that isn’t clear.
Second, go offer Harbaugh the job and pay him handsomely, you stupid, blind, doddering old fool.
Third, after you do that, go **** yourself and fade away into the shadows where you belong. I never want to see your disgusting visage or hear your raspy, confused, enraging voice ever again. And please do something about #1 above.
Sincerely,
Every long-suffering Cowboys fan who still has the emotional resilience to actually care about the franchise that you’ve long since turned into a laughing stock.
P.S. I want to kill you personally and with great violence, in case that isn’t clear.
