I have officially just fallen into the double digit IQ world after watching that video.
What in the actual fvck did I just watch?
Let's go through this piece by piece---
First, you didn't know you needed a blue book? Seriously? Read the fvcking syllabus.
You don't know where the final is because you haven't been to class in a month? Are you serious Clark?
You start crying because your dumb a$$ runs into a window because..... you're a dumb a$$?
You operate the zoom on your camera like you're a fvcking spazoid...... and btw, brush your damn teeth!
You TEXT your friend during a FINAL? Anybody else think that's odd?
You're taking a class about "world cinema history"? Fvcking movie watching? Seriously? Who are you? Roger fvcking Ebert?
And the kicker is you wrote an "awesome essay about Napoleon Dynamite"........... is this what constitutes higher education at my beloved university? Napoleon Dynamite......... you were actually issued a grade based on a paper about one of the dumbest movies in my lifetime..... what was "Hudson Hawk" already spoken for? Why not "Tank Girl"? Does is make you a racist because you chose to not write about the great thespian Shaquille O'Neal and his epic film "Shazaam!"?
There are days when I really think I'm ready to start the process of getting married and having kids......... and then there's days when I see sh!t like this......