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Duels (to settle political differences)

utfan101

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Jul 12, 2007
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Would be entertaining if they returned. Cruz might challenge Trump to one for saying disrespectful things about Heidi. Wall to wall coverage. Quick draw by Cruz. Trump, with all his bluster, takes a shot in the upper arm. Trump also fires and misses Cruz by a mile. Score settled. Trump taken to be bandaged up at the local infirmary. Trump supporters walk away dejected and disillusioned, realizing the Wizard of Oz has been exposed. He's just a big orange blow-hard. Mike Bloomberg on hand to protest gun ownership, goes into cardiac arrest but is stabilized. Hillary starts packing a derringer during debates. All hope she doesn't show where she keeps it hidden. Oh well, just a happy thought...
 
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