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INVITATION TO BIGGUGGLY'S EIGHTH WEDDING

BiggUggly

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On the plane heading to Mexico for wedding no. 8.

Every five years, Mama and I renew our vows.

Wedding No. 1 was before God in 1989.

Wedding No. 2 was before Elvis in Las Vegas in 1994.

Wedding No 3 was in
Napoleon's favorite restaurant in Paris in 1999 by a French priest who spoke no English.

This year we are going to Cancun, (Back on Thursday; can't miss the game on Saturday)

You get the idea. We have renewed our vows all over the world.

It is our way of saying to each other, that I would marry you again.

I am one fortunate dude. Mama still loves me after all these years.

ALL ORANGEBLOODS MEMBERS ARE INVITED.

SHOW UP FOR THE WEDDING AND THE BEER IS ON ME.
 
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