She doesn’t want to be on birth control while she’s still breastfeeding, and she doesn’t like regular condoms. So we got some lamb skin condoms and she says they are way better. Obviously she’s a sheep****er now, so what should I be on the lookout for? If she starts bringing home trophies for shit she hopes she’ll do one day, and positioning the baby monitor so her cat, who died two years ago, can see it, we may need to have a talk.
