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Justin Tucker- Come on bruh.....

The allegations are almost 10 years old. But --- he married in 2015, allegations continued into 2016, and he has an 8 year old son. Good luck on the family outing this weekend.
 
Time to retire Justin. But I have a lot of opinions on this. Look I've had massages before but I've never had any sensual feelings when I had one even when it was an attractive woman. But I do understand why some men feel that way.
 
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Time to retire Justin. But I have a lot of opinions on this. Look I've massages before but I've never had any sensual feelings when I had one even when it was an attractive woman. But I do understand why some men feel that way.
Let me tell you about this place called "Budapest"...........

There's a hotel there that I've stayed at going back to about 2000-- Hotel Gellert. In fact-- if you look at my avatar-that photo was taken in a suite at the Gellert.

Attached to the Gellert is quite possibly the BEST Roman bath house on the planet. First class. Anciemt volcanic Mineral water heated to different temperatures from arctic icy cold, to scald your balls off hot. There's a steam room that you could cook lobsters in. They pipe the hotel rooms with the mineral water. It's the best water I've ever tasted.
Well- inside the bath house and spa is ALSO a massage area. Any technique you want. They Swedish massage you, Romanian massage you, Russian Massage you, walk on your fvcking back like Chinese ladies, dig their elbow into your hamstring until you piss blood- they've got it all.

But the staff----- the staff looks like they have a Mila Kunis cloning machine in the back and they just keep hitting the "print" button.
I'm telling you right now- I can't even enjoy the damn actual massage because all I spend my time doing is trying to distract my self with thoughts of used toilets, circus clowns, chicks with bad breath, anything to keep me from catching wood.
And here's the deal-- it's OK for you to do so. They'll take care of it for you...... it's like an ACTUAL massage- but if they ask and you accept- they'll do the "other" massage. (I don't know if it costs extra- I always declined)
But even I got up off that table damn near every time at half mast or a chub of some sort.

Except that time with Zsofia. Bulgarian chick. Deep tissue massage. At one point I could actually smell the bottom of my foot.

But Justine Tucker isn't married to some shrew of a wife. Dude, if that's your thing- get your wife to dress up as a masseuse and slap her in the face with your d!ck. It's gonna cost a WHOLE lot less than the alternative.
 
Let me tell you about this place called "Budapest"...........

There's a hotel there that I've stayed at going back to about 2000-- Hotel Gellert. In fact-- if you look at my avatar-that photo was taken in a suite at the Gellert.

Attached to the Gellert is quite possibly the BEST Roman bath house on the planet. First class. Anciemt volcanic Mineral water heated to different temperatures from arctic icy cold, to scald your balls off hot. There's a steam room that you could cook lobsters in. They pipe the hotel rooms with the mineral water. It's the best water I've ever tasted.
Well- inside the bath house and spa is ALSO a massage area. Any technique you want. They Swedish massage you, Romanian massage you, Russian Massage you, walk on your fvcking back like Chinese ladies, dig their elbow into your hamstring until you piss blood- they've got it all.

But the staff----- the staff looks like they have a Mila Kunis cloning machine in the back and they just keep hitting the "print" button.
I'm telling you right now- I can't even enjoy the damn actual massage because all I spend my time doing is trying to distract my self with thoughts of used toilets, circus clowns, chicks with bad breath, anything to keep me from catching wood.
And here's the deal-- it's OK for you to do so. They'll take care of it for you...... it's like an ACTUAL massage- but if they ask and you accept- they'll do the "other" massage. (I don't know if it costs extra- I always declined)
But even I got up off that table damn near every time at half mast or a chub of some sort.

Except that time with Zsofia. Bulgarian chick. Deep tissue massage. At one point I could actually smell the bottom of my foot.

But Justine Tucker isn't married to some shrew of a wife. Dude, if that's your thing- get your wife to dress up as a masseuse and slap her in the face with your d!ck. It's gonna cost a WHOLE lot less than the alternative.
So they offered you a happy ending 😂
Back home in San Antonio I enjoyed the Menger massage. Is the Menger hotel still around?
 
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