Lake Travis: drumsticks and butth0les

[clob94]

So it looks like some upperclassmen on the Lake Travis football team have been hazing the freshmen by holding them down and sticking drum sticks up their poop chutes. Obviously, this is messed up. My first thought was "who would do this to another kid?".
My second thought was, "wait.... drum sticks like the actual drum stick or drum sticks like the ice cream thing you can buy at the corner store......." (don't look at me funny. These crazy idiots are eating tide pods these days....)

My third thought was, "So THAT'S what's wrong with Baker Mayfield...."

 

[speedstrength]

Same thing happened in LaVernia.

 

[EyesOnTexas]

To quote Mr Hand teacher in Fastimes at Ridgemont High "What are you people on dope"?

 

[mm42]

How do they have a freshman team? Those freshmen like football way more than I did.

These little shits need some jail time. Holding someone down and sticking objects up their ass is sexual assault. If I was the kids father, they would go to jail or hell. But I bet nothing happens if they come from money.

 

[horn wild]

Sick little shits!

 

[RoboCocks21]

Well the soccer team in Forney was doing the same thing but with a broomstick I think

 

[Mister Moses]

One thing is obvious, Baker Mayfield is not in the posters heads on OB. He’s the headliner on here.

 

[clob94]

One thing is obvious, Baker Mayfield is not in the posters heads on OB. He’s the headliner on here.

Dude....... seriously.... we've all been scratching our head wondering a few things.... and I know you have been too.

Why did he dress up in a balerina (sp) leotards and tutu and dance a gymnastics routine? Why did he take a selfie video of him riding around singing Katy Perry songs? What's up with him squealing like a little girl when he was caught and body slammed by a cop? Dude ran a 4.6 at the combine and a cop caught him. (draft the cop?)
He grabs his crotch on national TV to display his "manhood" infront of lowly kansas (an obvious sign of insecurity of his masculenaty) and he constantly chirps for attention.

I sincerely think he was a victim of this sexual abuse, and if so, that's no laughing matter.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Weird stuff. This never happened at my high school but there was a lot hazing in the form of punching. But my school came from an ag background, it's not so much anymore.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Sports aren't that important enough to me to have something shoved up my poop shoot. Maybe they're getting ready for prison?

 

[LongfellowDrew]

My second thought was, "wait.... drum sticks like the actual drum stick or drum sticks like the ice cream

Or a chicken drum stick?

 

[clob94]

Or a chicken drum stick?

That would be the worst. KFC extra crunchy Cajun blend.

 

[UTGrad87]

That would be the worst. KFC extra crunchy Cajun blend.

I personally get the vibe from watching Baker that he prefers male buttocks to female virginia. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Still a hell of a QB in my book.

 

[clob94]

Many months ago..... I challenged @LonghornMM to the thought of cleveland drafting Mayfield first because..... fvck it.... what does cleveland have to lose? Nada. Now, ballet Mayfield is listed as a top 10 draft pick.... in some arenas he's listed as a top 5 pick.

MM.........neither of us can stand him, I get that.... but, this choade can be the poison pill that fvcks this draft up so badly, it could become one of the most interesting drafts ever.

 

[Metcalf #2]

This is some sick shit, and yet another example of how generations growing up with no discipline is crumbling society. This is what happens when you "reason" with children, never tell them "no", treat them as your equals, and above all, put them on drugs instead whipping their asses, because some made bullshit ADHD diagnosis.

When a lot of us grew up, ADHD was unheard of. Sure, we tried to be hyper active and unruly, but that good ole ass whoopin' never failed to get our attention. I swear this candy ass society makes me sick.

 

[diadevic]

Or a chicken drum stick?

I'll admit - that's what I thought the thread was about!

 

[clob94]

This is some sick shit, and yet another example of how generations growing up with no discipline is crumbling society. This is what happens when you "reason" with children, never tell them "no", treat them as your equals, and above all, put them on drugs instead whipping their asses, because some made bullshit ADHD diagnosis.

When a lot of us grew up, ADHD was unheard of. Sure, we tried to be hyper active and unruly, but that good ole ass whoopin' never failed to get our attention. I swear this candy ass society makes me sick.

Agreed. When the zombie apocalypse comes, it's those adhd kids that won't be able to concentrate on shooting and running simultaneously.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Did I read today that after a thorough investigation, this whole thing wasn’t true?