This is what is so fvcking laughable--
Aggy has found themselves in this absolutely cosmicly embarrassing situation simply because of "FEAR" of losing face.
The leave the Big12 because of Texas.
They join the SEC thinking they're moving up to the big show.
They win a Heisman and think "we've arrived".
They stun Bama and just KNOW they're one step away from greatness.
Then they slump. So they react by firing Sumlin and bring in a HEAVY in Jimbo.
He's going to get it done.
They've ascended Texas who's now in the midst of its worst slump in school history.
They give Jimbo record money. 100+ million.
They give him a ranch.
They give him maroon alligator boots.
They give him a National Championship trophy with fill in the blank dates.
They advertise their new found supremity in college football.
They start off mid.
They have a great covid season.
They give Jimbo a raise AND an extension.
The NIL opens up and they BUY the greatest recruiting class in CFB history. <- it's ON now
They are betrayed by their conference's hand shake deal and find out Texas is coming.
They are butt hurt.
But they've still got Jimbo, oil money, the number 1 recruiting class and a decade plus head start on Texas in the SEC.
They see Texas barely lose to Bama.
They go 5-7.
They are now in panic over drive.
All eyes are on Austin.
They see Texas destroy Bama on Bama's field.
They decide right there that Texas is 1 year away from embarrassing them at home, in year 1 of their SEC tenure, so they have a choice to make: lose to Texas year 1 with Jimbo- thus conceding any recruiting advantage they've claimed to have had the last decade plus by being in the SEC (I mean it's gone. All.gone in the blink of an eye) AND suffer the embarrassing fallout of having their 100 million dollar coach crushed by the team they HATE the most-
OR
Fire their 100 million dollar coach, pay the 77 million buyout, hire a new coach who- if he loses to Texas in year one, Aggy now has a built in excuse for losing year one to Texas. "But...we had a first year head coach".... and kick that can down the road for a year and HOPE that the new big name coach and aggy NIL money keeps recruiting from collapsing all together.
Now-- enter Mark Stoops.
Not a big name. Not a proven winner. In fact, his record at Kentucky is about the sake as Jimbos record at aggy----- but without the resources.
BOR realizes he is the hire they need for "cover" if they lose early. But if he has their resources, he MIGHT be able to win big in a few years.
Aggy fans don't feel it's a big enough "splash" and revolt, en mass, all over the net. BOR feels like they're being lynched so they turn on Bjork.
Bjork is left twisting in the wind.
Aggy destroys Bjork's reputation and now has put Stoops in a VERY uncomfortable situation.
And NOW they've got SO much egg on their face (as a program AND fan base) that nothing short of hiring Jesus H Christ esq will save them from any amount of further embarassment-- ESPECIALLY if they lose at home to Texas next year.
I don't know if you all realize what's in play now. We are seeing one of the wealthiest programs in college sports teeter on total implosion.
Regardless of who they hire next, if they lose to Texas in 2024, it won't be a slow spiral into purgatory. It will be a full throttle burn directly into a smoking crater. Imagine firing a Saturn V rocket (all 3 stages) from 120,000 feet straight down into the Grand Canyon.
It will take them a half century to recover.