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LSU and their pimp swag locker room

Actually, that is pretty darn cool, but LSU is one of the poorest schools in the country and they spend so much on football I actually feel sorry for the facility. Pretty sure their players are paid more than the professors there.
 
Well, at least they have a place to cry their eyes out. I want to know who is going to be the first guy to nail a co-ed in the lockerroom.
I have totally had sex at DKR. Never in the locker room--- my balls weren't that big.
 
I have totally had sex at DKR. Never in the locker room--- my balls weren't that big.

You mean to tell me you never nailed someone in the training room? come on, I almost did in high school. In fact I almost nailed girls in both the training room and on the giant pillow the pole vaulters use. Too many high school cock blockers.
 
What I don't understand about these lockers, where does the football equipment go? There is a spot for a helmet, and a footlocker for shoes but what about football pants, jersey, shoulder pads?
 
You mean to tell me you never nailed someone in the training room? come on, I almost did in high school. In fact I almost nailed girls in both the training room and on the giant pillow the pole vaulters use. Too many high school cock blockers.
Dude--- the training room at Texas is HUGE and never empty. You'd never get away with it. Trust me. At one point, I knew where every nook and cranny in that entire complex. There's about 50 other places that are better. People don't realize how BIG that entire complex is. Hell, there's dozens of class rooms in there.
 
Dude--- the training room at Texas is HUGE and never empty. You'd never get away with it. Trust me. At one point, I knew where every nook and cranny in that entire complex. There's about 50 other places that are better. People don't realize how BIG that entire complex is. Hell, there's dozens of class rooms in there.

That's the point, getting your freak on in a place where there are both someplace to lay down and you might get caught.
 
Dude--- the training room at Texas is HUGE and never empty. You'd never get away with it. Trust me. At one point, I knew where every nook and cranny in that entire complex. There's about 50 other places that are better. People don't realize how BIG that entire complex is. Hell, there's dozens of class rooms in there.
Belmont Hall, 2nd floor restrooms I believe. Never had sex there, but I think I donated enough $ while at UT, to have at least a small plaque over one of the urinals in my honor. I'm sure that my '76 handwritten one has disappeared.
 
That's the point, getting your freak on in a place where there are both someplace to lay down and you might get caught.

I was a student trainer, there is no way to pull that off unless you want an audience. All of the offices, examination rooms and store rooms were locked.
 
That's the point, getting your freak on in a place where there are both someplace to lay down and you might get caught.
Dude---- it's not about "might" getting caught. You were flat the fvck out GOING to get caught. Zero mystery there. The cubicles in study hall were where you'd shag and "risk" getting caught. The problem was the glass on the Windows in there weird because you could see IN the room better than you could see OUT. Had to be careful. There were a couple of larger study rooms with no windows but you had to get there early. belmont has 11 floors and about 400k sq feet in it--- and the top floors were usually abandoned after certain hours. Super easy to not get caught.
 
Pretty cool concept. Got to do what you got to do now to impress the kids. Where do the shoulder pads go?
 
Dude---- it's not about "might" getting caught. You were flat the fvck out GOING to get caught. Zero mystery there. The cubicles in study hall were where you'd shag and "risk" getting caught. The problem was the glass on the Windows in there weird because you could see IN the room better than you could see OUT. Had to be careful. There were a couple of larger study rooms with no windows but you had to get there early. belmont has 11 floors and about 400k sq feet in it--- and the top floors were usually abandoned after certain hours. Super easy to not get caught.

speaking of places I almost nailed a co-ed. My freshmen year two places. Laundry room in my apartment complex and the music rooms in the fine arts building. Those rooms where the pianos were were all sound proof and completely closed off. I ended up marrying that co-ed.

Pretty cool concept. Got to do what you got to do now to impress the kids. Where do the shoulder pads go?

Are we still talking about places to nail a co-ed?
 
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speaking of places I almost nailed a co-ed. My freshmen year two places. Laundry room in my apartment complex and the music rooms in the fine arts building. Those rooms where the pianos were were all sound proof and completely closed off. I ended up marrying that co-ed.



Are we still talking about places to nail a co-ed?
Are you talking about back stage at Bass concert hall?
 
Ahhhhhhh. Never mind then. I was about to say "how'd you find one of my spots?".

Every school has two spots. The fine arts building has those rooms for musicians to practice and the Library has those top floors no one goes to.
 
Actually, that is pretty darn cool, but LSU is one of the poorest schools in the country and they spend so much on football I actually feel sorry for the facility. Pretty sure their players are paid more than the professors there.

That stadium is rotting from within but looks nice in the stands. Go underneath and it looks like it’s falling apart
 
That stadium is rotting from within but looks nice in the stands. Go underneath and it looks like it’s falling apart

I don't get it. LSU wasted, and I do mean wasted, $28 million on some useless bullsh** locker room renovation, but they didn't spend that money on a stadium, that folks in LA consider a historical landmark. That's not an exaggeration btw.
 
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I don't get it. LSU wasted, and I do mean wasted, $28 million on some useless bullsh** locker room renovation, but they didn't spend that money on a stadium, that folks in LA consider a historical landmark. That's not an exaggeration btw.
I don't think 28 million would have covered all the screen doors that would be needed to tidy that place up.
 
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