Went to The Bell today for lunch with some bros. 5 of us crammed in a sedan. Kind of sucked.
I noticed that the system was playing that douchey song that has the refrain, “Last Christmas I gave you my heart . . .” Sung by that notorious gay George Michael.
I let it play all the way to the end to make sure it wasn’t a mistake. When the agony was over, I simply said, “Your out of the Wolf Pack bro.”
He starts panicking and asking for an explanation so I just went off. I was like, “Bro you made us sit here and listen to an entire crap Christmas song by George Michael in got damn November. All I could think about was him singing that song while fudge packing a dude. Your done Hoss. I feel fvcking violated, and even worse, I feel like a massive douche. You’re done.”
He said his main hoe (aka “girlfriend” for you olds) had made the music choice on way to work. He also had all these lame excuses like “I was trying to smoke out any closet douches in our Wolf Pack.” Sorry, butt I just don’t believe him.
Anywho, do you bros think that I was too harsh? I might be willing to give him a chance if he does something cool like offering up his chick for a gang bang. Otherwise, this is just unforgivable for me.
I noticed that the system was playing that douchey song that has the refrain, “Last Christmas I gave you my heart . . .” Sung by that notorious gay George Michael.
I let it play all the way to the end to make sure it wasn’t a mistake. When the agony was over, I simply said, “Your out of the Wolf Pack bro.”
He starts panicking and asking for an explanation so I just went off. I was like, “Bro you made us sit here and listen to an entire crap Christmas song by George Michael in got damn November. All I could think about was him singing that song while fudge packing a dude. Your done Hoss. I feel fvcking violated, and even worse, I feel like a massive douche. You’re done.”
He said his main hoe (aka “girlfriend” for you olds) had made the music choice on way to work. He also had all these lame excuses like “I was trying to smoke out any closet douches in our Wolf Pack.” Sorry, butt I just don’t believe him.
Anywho, do you bros think that I was too harsh? I might be willing to give him a chance if he does something cool like offering up his chick for a gang bang. Otherwise, this is just unforgivable for me.
