Off the wall question for CLOB

[Drtxhorn]

Who is that little firecracker of a woman in your avatar? What's her story?

I know, totally random.

She looks....very interesting.

 

[clob94]

Google Jasmine Black.

Met her in a club years ago in Budapest. An old Ukrainian barge that was abandoned on the banks of the Danube. Massive barge. It was converted into one of the coolest nightclubs you'll ever visit.

Koncerthajó, kulturális központ, bar & bistro - A38 Hajó

Az A38 Hajó honlapja

www.a38.hu

I was staying at Hotel Gellert in Budapest. Bad ass hotel with a massive natural springs heated bath house underneath it. Red Bull was having the air races along the river so there were European A-listers there partying. My hotel balcony was facing the Danube so I had a front row seat. All the Hungarian girls would try and bribe me to come sit on the balcony.
I spotted her and knew who she was...... (once you Google her, you'll see how) she looked up at me and made a motion like "Can I come up there"?.
I wrote my whatsapp number on a hotel note pad and dropped it down.
We hooked up at the club later that night and suffice it to say- she spent the next 2 nights and days during the race in my hotel room.

 

[Drtxhorn]

Cool story. She's definitely got a nice set of fun bags. Lucky bastard!

 

[Oldmanastro]

Google Jasmine Black.

Met her in a club years ago in Budapest. An old Ukrainian barge that was abandoned on the banks of the Danube. Massive barge. It was converted into one of the coolest nightclubs you'll ever visit.

Koncerthajó, kulturális központ, bar & bistro - A38 Hajó

Az A38 Hajó honlapja

www.a38.hu

I was staying at Hotel Gellert in Budapest. Bad ass hotel with a massive natural springs heated bath house underneath it. Red Bull was having the air races along the river so there were European A-listers there partying. My hotel balcony was facing the Danube so I had a front row seat. All the Hungarian girls would try and bribe me to come sit on the balcony.
I spotted her and knew who she was...... (once you Google her, you'll see how) she looked up at me and made a motion like "Can I come up there"?.
I wrote my whatsapp number on a hotel note pad and dropped it down.
We hooked up at the club later that night and suffice it to say- she spent the next 2 nights and days during the race in my hotel room.

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Wasn’t she wearing a football ring of some sort giving the hook Em sign?

 

[clob94]

Wasn’t she wearing a football ring of some sort giving the hook Em sign?

Zoom in. It's my football ring. I got her to do some "photography" one night. That's the only one I can show that's..... not going to getvme booted off of here.

 

[clob94]

Cool story. She's definitely got a nice set of fun bags. Lucky bastard!

I'm not gonna lie-- in my 2 decades of globe trotting I've often times found myself standing at the corner of Right Place BLVD and Right Time Ave and something just falls from the sky.
Funny story (depending on your perspective)-

Years ago-- like 2008-09- I was in London. My favorite hotel in London is the Marylebone hotel in the Marble Arch district. The Marble Arch district is the gay district in London.
Now before you judge- this is the area that all the chicks doing Bachelorette parties stay in to avoid the hard dick straight guys. British chicks love partying with gay dudes.

I'm walking into the hotel and make it about 15 feet in and realize the lobby is littered with smoking hot girls. I get to the desk and I lock eyes with the concierge who I've met a few times in the past. He comes over and welcomes me back and has this poon eating possum look on his face.
I say "My man-- what the fvck is going on here? Is this like a model convention or something?"

He says "No. Much better."

Turns out, there's a union in Amsterdam that the girls in the Red Light District are members of. Who knew?

Once a year- the sex workers pick a destination in Europe and travel together for a 3-4 day getaway. Well this year it was London.

 

[Drtxhorn]

I'm not gonna lie-- in my 2 decades of globe trotting I've often times found myself standing at the corner of Right Place BLVD and Right Time Ave and something just falls from the sky.
Funny story (depending on your perspective)-

Years ago-- like 2008-09- I was in London. My favorite hotel in London is the Marylebone hotel in the Marble Arch district. The Marble Arch district is the gay district in London.
Now before you judge- this is the area that all the chicks doing Bachelorette parties stay in to avoid the hard dick straight guys. British chicks love partying with gay dudes.

I'm walking into the hotel and make it about 15 feet in and realize the lobby is littered with smoking hot girls. I get to the desk and I lock eyes with the concierge who I've met a few times in the past. He comes over and welcomes me back and has this poon eating possum look on his face.
I say "My man-- what the fvck is going on here? Is this like a model convention or something?"

He says "No. Much better."

Turns out, there's a union in Amsterdam that the girls in the Red Light District are members of. Who knew?

Once a year- the sex workers pick a destination in Europe and travel together for a 3-4 day getaway. Well this year it was London.

Yeah that’s definitely right place right time. You have to be living right to be blessed like that. My hotel stays are usually filled with women who look like Blanche from the Golden Girls.

 

[curveball1]

Zoom in. It's my football ring. I got her to do some "photography" one night. That's the only one I can show that's..... not going to getvme booted off of here.

it's only a temporary ban, bro. just post after the k state game is over and you'll be fine.