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StrangerHorn

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Maybe Sark will get us a buncha big boys for the Oline so them backs can have time to get their speed up running through the line,, I think been a big problem along with blocking...
 
Maybe the world will start running on unicorn farts and rainbow pixie dust. Maybe the next time I go number 2 it will be rainbow sherbet flavored. Maybe Corpus Christi bay will start smelling like something other than two hobos ass fvcking in a wool sock and using salted Quaker state as lube.
Maybe all these things will happen. But I'll bet you your agent orange that they don't. I give Sark a 30% chance. Which is actually better than I gave Charlie-- which was a big fat 0% chance and Tom which was a 25% chance.
 
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Maybe the world will start running on unicorn farts and rainbow pixie dust. Maybe the next time I go number 2 it will be rainbow sherbet flavored. Maybe Corpus Christi bay will start smelling like something other than two hobos ass fvcking in a wool sock and using salted Quaker state as lube.
Maybe all these things will happen. But I'll bet you your agent orange that they don't. I give Sark a 30% chance. Which is actually better than I gave Charlie-- which was a big fat 0% chance and Tom which was a 25% chance.

How would you verify that?
 
Maybe the world will start running on unicorn farts and rainbow pixie dust. Maybe the next time I go number 2 it will be rainbow sherbet flavored. Maybe Corpus Christi bay will start smelling like something other than two hobos ass fvcking in a wool sock and using salted Quaker state as lube.
Maybe all these things will happen. But I'll bet you your agent orange that they don't. I give Sark a 30% chance. Which is actually better than I gave Charlie-- which was a big fat 0% chance and Tom which was a 25% chance.

It's sad that this job is so difficult. It has every built in advantage there is, yet only a few coaches can handle it. I'm going to be optimistic on Sark, because what else can you do. He's going to hire some mercenary recruiters and get some talent in here.

I doubt that the Brockermeyer's will admit they have second thoughts but if Sark brings Flood from Bama with him, both the OC and OL coach they went to Bama for is now at a Hermanless Texas. Talk about a plot twist.
 
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