Maybe Sark will get us a buncha big boys for the Oline so them backs can have time to get their speed up running through the line,, I think been a big problem along with blocking...
Maybe the world will start running on unicorn farts and rainbow pixie dust. Maybe the next time I go number 2 it will be rainbow sherbet flavored. Maybe Corpus Christi bay will start smelling like something other than two hobos ass fvcking in a wool sock and using salted Quaker state as lube.
Maybe all these things will happen. But I'll bet you your agent orange that they don't. I give Sark a 30% chance. Which is actually better than I gave Charlie-- which was a big fat 0% chance and Tom which was a 25% chance.
Maybe the world will start running on unicorn farts and rainbow pixie dust. Maybe the next time I go number 2 it will be rainbow sherbet flavored. Maybe Corpus Christi bay will start smelling like something other than two hobos ass fvcking in a wool sock and using salted Quaker state as lube.
Maybe all these things will happen. But I'll bet you your agent orange that they don't. I give Sark a 30% chance. Which is actually better than I gave Charlie-- which was a big fat 0% chance and Tom which was a 25% chance.