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OT Burger King

Its too expensive. It tastes pretty decent but not worth the price.
well, so i "accidentally" had one. in other words, didn't pay attention to the ads and just ordered the newest thing on the drive-thru menu board. got on the road and munched a few bites, thinking, kinda dry and what's so impossible about that? my mom's standard of cooking was dry and overdone on a nightly basis. so got to work with a bite or 2 left and a co-worker saw the wrapper and asked, "so how was it?" and i said oh fine or whatever. and he said, "well did it taste like real meat or not?" and so then i was "wait what?" and then everybody had a great laff at my expense. so ultimately i say if you want to know what an impossible whopper tastes like, just fire up the grill, throw on the patty, press the life out of it with your spatula while you're overcooking it a bit. how impossible is that?
 
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